THE WOO LIST

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Matt

Ten minutes away from WCU, I'd spotted the second craziest woman I'd seen in my entire life, Jenna Moore. The first was my own mother, but she followed closely behind. She was kicking vigorously against a car I'm guessing was hers, and wailing at the top of her lungs. She kicked so hard I'd even began to feel sorry for the car. Josh had been the first to spot the crazy lady.
"Isn't that Jenna Moore?" He asked, while we were quite far away from her parked vehicle. He did have a pretty good eyesight.
"More like Jenna Dork"
"What's with you and her anyway?" I ask Mark, driving closer to the scene she had created.
"If she's ever paired with you as a project partner, run Matt. Run for your life" The expression on Mark's face was enough to make me choke on my laughter.
"Is she on your woo list?" Josh asks, directing his question at me. Mark, Jones, Ken and I have this unending list of hot girls we'd woo before the end of senior year.
"Nope" I reply casually " she's not my type" The more I stare at her, the more I realize she isn't qualified to make my list. She looks like a fucking saint, with huge boobs, might I add.
"She's definitely not on mine" Mark says, typing furiously on his phone.
"She's got enormous boobs, Matt" Josh points out.
I halt my car behind her, lift out my woo list from beneath my car sit, and scribble at the back page
'Jenna Moore, with the enormous boobs. Not pretty enough to make my woo list, but still a consideration'.
I stop writing, place the list back in it's place, and stare up at her.
"Get a grip of yourself, woman" Josh says, and a chuckle escapes my lips.

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