My Paranoid Big Brother [𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑫 ✔]

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"You've perfected it all. You didn't used a calculator but you converted these square roots into fractions and that's a good job, Daxx."

He's my father: Ione Henrichen. He was one of the Top 20 Most Successful Man in the World. Grandpappy told me that he was the reason why their company grew. Because of my father's hardwork. He was so happy when he heard that his first child is a boy. He already wrote my future. And that is me, to be his successor, to be his HEIR.

"Ione, enough with studies already. Our son was supposed to be studying as a pre-schooler not a high-schooler."

That is my mother: Eureka Henrichen. She was really good at sports that's why Daddy fell in love with her. I didn't knew much about love that time but I can see it in their eyes whenever they look at each other.

Commitment ✔

Adoration ✔

Respect ✔

And Loyalty ✔

YES! That four words are the main ingredients of love for me! C-A-R-L! That's the spieces why they're still together until now! As expected to Daddy whom once he laid his eyes on something and liked it, HE.WILL.TREASURE.IT!

Ya-hoooo! Matinik 'yang tatay ko kaya idol na idol ko 'yan! You may not be able to see my Mommy but you can imagine how pretty she was! She has that Coca-Cola body! Hourglass figure! Front and back, both have something soft! And those soft, bouncy blonde hair. Ha-ha-ha! My father is into blondies, huh. As expected to Daddy. He wasn't just strict and perfectionist when it comes to life matters but also when it comes to females! *sparkles*

"Alright, we're done for today, Daxx. By the way, son, we have something to tell you." This is where the exciting part comes.

"Your Mommy is---"

"PREGNANT!? YES! I KNEW IT! MOMMY IS PREGNANT!" Pangunguna ko sa kaniya at tumakbo paikot sa library habang nakataas ang mga kamay sa sobrang saya.

"H-How did you know, Daxx?" Both of them are shocked. I'm expecting that priceless reaction of their already! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Umakyat ako sa lamesa at taas-noong pumamewang sa harap nila, "It's because I watched you both do it! You're amazing, Daddy! I didn't know Mommy is a transportation! You ride her perfectly! HA-HA-HA!"

"Oh my god.... O////////////////////////////////O"

Tumalon ako pababa ng lamesa at lumapit kay Mommy. Itinapat ko ang tenga ko sa tiyan niya. Huminga ako ng malalim at nag-concentrate, "I can hear it."

"H-H-Hear what?"

I looked at them with a derp face, "The fertilization of your sperm and egg cell ^O^."

"HAAAAA!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU KNOW SUCH KIND OF THINGS, DAXX HENRICHEN!?" Windang na windang na say ni Pàpà na ikina-hagikgik ko. Pero agad din akong nag-seryoso.

Mabilis akong tumakbo papunta sa bag ko at sinuot ang coat ko, mustache at cap saka bumalik sa kanila na para bang isang detective, "I've conducted a research about what I have seen, Daddy. Tell me, ipinutok mo sa loob, diba?"

"W-W-What---!?"

Naglakad-lakad ako paikot sa kanila ni Mom, "And because of that, the moment you spill it inside Mom, the race of 'Next Child' has begun. There were many of them, and each of your sperm carries different characteristics. A Sporty Sperm, Artistic Sperm, Girl Sperm, Genius Sperm and many more. But, only one lucky sperm managed to pass through the finish line---Mommy's egg cell." Umakyat ako sa table ni Dad at nagmala-Statue of Liberty.