❛ 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❜ varian / tts

Things You've Heard Him Say

"I should have listen to Eugene. Chicken nuggets are not worth this."

"We do not deserve animals. They are too beautiful. Too cute."

"I'm going to cry. I lost my girlfriend. I tied a balloon to her, but it flew away."

"Listen! Does anyone have a jar of dirt?!"

"What time do birds sleep? I mean we don't see birds awake at night. Where do they go?"

"Feet are weird."

"I got scared, because I saw something, then I realized it was my own shadow."

"Red Bull does not give you wings. It gives you a headache."

"Don't use what looks like shampoo. Eugene used it and now he has green hair."

"No! I did not break the table! It was Ruddiger."

"The vase knocked over, because I thought I saw a spider. It turned out to be some lint."

"Holy shit! Is that a rat! Fuck! Wait, no, never mind. It's just a dust ball."

"I need a hug."

"Eugene, if you drink that you're going to die. OH MY GOD, EUGENE NO!"

"Rapunzel, can you pick up your hair? I've tripped over it 4 times already."

"Don't eat the cookies."

"Yes, I am in a tree. No, I will not get down the tree."

"Even if this isn't a library, you should shut up."

"I'm mad at you for being so cute."

"No, I will not do it for the vine."

"What if we're the aliens?"

"Did you crawl out of hell? Because, that would explain why you're so hot."

"I thought someone was following me, but then I realized it was just my loud footsteps."

"This is a crayon."

"Sure, the human race is nice. But, what about NASCAR?"