❛ 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❜ varian / tts

Ikea Run

- you wanted to get a new sofa, the old one being very worn down

- "the sofa's fine, (y/n)"

-"ruddiger scratched a whole cushion! the couch is begging for the sweet release of death, varian!"

- "we don't need to get a new one"

- you went to ikea to get a new couch, varian reluctantly tagging along

- at first it was all fine, but you got distracted by the fake kitchen sets

- "who needs this many cabinets in a kitchen? what are they storing? dead bodies?"

- a nearby mom threw a disappointed look at varian after he said that. dragging her kid away.

- you were now stuck in the closet and curtain section

- during the whole time there varian tried to scare you

- he ended up having to apologize to a crying little girl, an old man, and a poor employee

- the little girl was merely passing by when varian tried to scare you at first

- second was the old man, instead of scaring you he had scared him. the man jumped out of his skin.

- "i'm so sorry, sir. i didn't mean to scare you."

- the employee was opening a closet that varian was hiding in

- "BoO!! oh shit, you aren't my girlfriend."

- the employee had a hand on their heart, holding the handle of the closet, you were laughing hysterically in the corner

- you lost varian after that

- calling him and texting him, all he said was "hide and seek. try to find me."

- later you see him in a kid tent, in the bedroom section

- "can we buy this." "varian what the fuck, you can barely fit in that thing" "don't destroy my childhood wonder, (y/n)"

- by this point you both were just walking around, hoping to find the living room section

- varian was cuddled behind you, his hands wrapped around your waist

- "we could just ask the employees" "what employees? i can't find them"

- after a few more minutes of walking around, you see a couch

- once you two saw it, you just sat there, laying tiredly on the couch

- "my legs feel like jello, do you wanna just buy this one and hit the food court?" "fuck yes."

- you bought the couch

- spending your remaining time eating spaghetti and meatballs

- "oh shit, i just realized something." "what?" "we have to assemble this."