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Chaelin: I cannot believe that we're stuck in this room.
Yoongi, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.


Chaelin: What are you? Five?
Namjoon: Five feet taller than you.
Chaelin:
Namjoon: ...
Chaelin:
Namjoon: Please don't kill me


Chaelin: Do I look straight?
Taeyeon: Not in the slightest.
Chaelin: I mean my parking job.
Taeyeon: Well in that case, it's fine.


Chaelin: Bitches be like 'omg-I'm so whipped for Jimin'
Chaelin: It's me. I'm bitches.


Jimin: Why are some people so obsessed with finding a top or bottom?
Chaelin: Don't know. I'm just glad I don't have to sleep in a bunk bed anymore.
Hoseok:
Yoongi:
Namjoon:
Jungkook:
Taehyung:
Bang PD:
TxT:
Jimin: I'm gonna tell her
Jin: Don't you fucking dare.

Chaelin: I don't wear bras anymore.
Chaelin: They all went missing or ripped.
Namjoon, nervously closing his closet, throwing scissors away: I wonder why that keeps happening.

Chaelin, unbuttons shirt: Man, it's so hot here.
Taehyung: I'm aware, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

Jungkook: *flirts with Chaelin*
Namjoon: ...
Yoongi: You've been awfully quiet today.
Namjoon: No one plans a murder loudly.

Chaelin: *watches Yoongi and Hoseok cuddling*
Chaelin: Ha! Gay!
CL: What was that?
Chaelin: nothing daddy.

Chaelin: I can do what I want!
Jimin: I'm calling Jin.
Chaelin: No wait-

CEO of Dispatch: How's the search for Chaelin going?
Photographer: She's been in this flower shop for hours now.
CEO: What does this have to do with...
Photographer: Sir, she just gave a flower crown.
Photographer: She's so precious.


Chaelin: The food is too hot. I can't eat it.
Yoongi:
Jimin:
Hoseok:
Namjoon: You're hot and I'd still eat your-
Jin: ONE DINNER!!!
Jungkook: here we go again~
Jin: ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER IS ALL I ASK OF YOU!

Chaelin: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?
Yoongi: Well you on my bed naked with a poster that says 'I wann have your children' would be good clue.
Chaelin:
Chaelin: Don't change the subject!


Chaelin: Hey Yoongi are you free on Friday night? 8pm.
Yoongi: I am, why?
Chaelin: Great and you Hobi?
Hobi: Yeah I am.
Chaelin: Great I'm not. Enjoy your date.
Hobi: Did she just-


Yoongi: WHO THE FUCK ATE MY CAKE? I'LL FUCKING MURDER EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU UNTIL I GET MY-
Chaelin: It was me oppa. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was yours.
Yoongi: It's okay baby. How was it? Was it good? Red Velvet flavour is your favourite is it? Didn't want it anyways. Glad you took it.
BTS:
Bang PD:
TxT:
Ellen Degeneres:
South Korea:
Obama:
Bush:
The world:
Aliens:
Jimin: The cream on the cake wasn't whipped but you are.


Chaelin: I'm playing hard to get for Namjoon.
Jungkook: Why are playing hard to get when you are already hard to want?
Chaelin: 👁👄👁


Namjoon: I'm not a pushover!
Jimin: Chaelin told you she loved you and you took her on a shopping spree.
Namjoon: You're one to talk! She smiled at you and you gave her all the money in your pocket.
Jimin: Have you SEEN her smile? How can I not want to spoil that baby?
Jungkook: lmao you're weak!
Chaelin: Kookie?
Jungkook: *hands over his black american express card*
Jungkook: Like I was saying, weak.


Chaelin: do you still like me?
Namjoon: We're literally married.
Chaelin: I just wanted to make sure.


Chaelin: Taehyung can you do me a favour?
Taehyung: I would literally die for you but go on.


Chaelin: Men are trash.
Suho: 😊
Chaelin: Not all men are trash.


Chaelin: If you like me then please raise your hands.
Yoongi: What if don't like you tho?
Chaelin: Then raise your standards bitch tf.


Hobi: So did Chaelin blow your mind last night?
Namjoon: Actually she blew my d-
Jin: BIRTHDAY BALLOONS WE USE TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST CAN I GET AN AMEN


Namjoon: How do you spell me?
Chaelin: M-E
Namjoon: You forgot the d.
Chaelin: There's no 'd' in me.
Namjoon: Not yet.

Tell me if you want a part 2! 💜

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