Alright so now that these little bitches are here you guess there's probably going to be some cool drama... Definitely intrigeing. four of the trolls seem to latch onto you. aradia, yellow boy who seems to just be following aradia around like a puppy, eridan, because he had nowhere else to go, and tavros who seems to be trying to flirt with you. oh boy.
you go to french class with rose, who also has a gaggle of trolls following her. kanaya, of course, and vriska and terezi who are apparently a package deal.
The trolls all sit on the floor because they have no where else to sit except for Vriska who yanked a dude out of his chair so she could sit. "Bonjour class" the teacher says, literally straight up ignoring the extra students now in class. Class continues as normal.
"hey so uh mari" tarby says. "yeah tarby?" you say. "uh. it's. tarvos.. hm anyways" he shuffles "i am really confident and so i am going to say this out right. i think you are very pretty and i would like to take you on a date." he says with a grin and he looks very creepy. you do not like him. a cursed entity.
"um. thats. sweet man but uh no thanks lol" you say and pat his head.
he looks confused. "but i said it with such confidence! how could you not accept?" you look at him like :/ vriska overhears the comotion.
"tavros are you trying to flirt with this poor girl? shes not fucking into you, asshole! go flirt with some nasty bugs or something else that might actually find you appealing" she says. "wow" you say "i mean he was being kind of gross but was that really necessary?" you say.
"ummm im trying to fucking stand up for you, bitch!"
"dont call me a bitch"
"sorry ma'am"
"its cool vriska" vriska sits back down.
It's lunch time, baby. You go to grab some lunch from the cafeteria when a big long black car pulls up in the middle of the fucking campus. it scares you out of your boots!! you drop your lunch. "aw man what the fuck" you say. A guy with dark glasses and an earpiece steps out of the car. he has a real manilla folder under his arm.
you walk up to him, lunchless. "um hey bro you made me drop my fucking lunch that i just paid for you wanna explain whats going on??" you say
"youre gonna wanna stay out of this little lady. a lot is going on that the public cant know about" he says.
"um fucking excuse me? dont call me 'little lady' you bitch fuck you! you're gonna tell me right the fuck now what the hell is going on or i'm gonna use my fists to make you!" he looks nervous.
"o... okay.. fine. these weird grey horned people you see? they are not supposed to be here. they are aliens from another planet. i'm with the fbi."
"ah female body inspector! haha im part of that too-"
"the federal byeroh of infestation. good one, though."
"lol thnx" you say.
"anyway. i am here to investigat them. the hole that spitted them out was an anomoly we have not seen before we must know what is going on." he continues.
"oooh.. well thats bullshit these dudes are friends of mine. well, some of em anyway. you should just go back home they literally jus chillin here mang" you say. "and also can i have like five bucks to replace my lunch? you made me drop it."
bitch man roles his eyes. "here." he hands you a fiver "and we cannot go home. they could be dangerous and we need to further study their activity to be sure"
"DANGEROS??" its karkat he is running. "STUDY THIS, ASSHOLES!" he clocks the dude in the face.
"woah!" you say
"GAH!" says the fbi agent. he drops his real manilla folder as he passes the fuck out. you pick it up.
it reads says case #257 in sharpie on the front "oh shit title drop" you say. "WHAT?" says karkat. "don't worry about it" you say, opening the folder.
inside is a packet with notes about the trolls.
- dangerous species
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the rest is empty. wow what a fucking failure. Some other guys step out of the car that pulled up. As such some trolls all of them actally gather in. "hey whats the deal with these guys?" sollux says.
"fbi agents" you say
"oh shit. can we fuck em up?" he asks.
"go for it my man" you say and offer your fist for bumpage. he does not do it but aradia is right behind him and she bumps your fist instead. "sick" you say. sollux is fucking up all the dudes, swinging them around in the air because you guess he has some sick powers or something! pretty neat. aradia jumps in after him and waves her hands around and starts bashing these bitches into the cement! it's really gross and gorey and karkat is sitting on the floor staring in awe.
Your human friends come running up as the rest of the trolls join in, beaing up all the dudes, not taking a single hit. They're all just fucking killing them.. Except for karkat who cried instead.
"ay yo karks u aight?" dave asks him. he pushes him over very easily. "WOAH!" dave yells as he falls. "jESUS your species is weak! no WONDER all these guys are being killed so fucking easily!" he stands up and suddenly hes holding a sickle? legit. he jumps into the gray. fray* fuck lol its cause the trolls are gray and i was thinking of
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Case 257
FanfictionMari Parker is new to Hollywood since her two moms are trying to become actresses. Her new school seems promising, and Mari quickly makes friends with four zany kids. But then, a black hole opens up, spitting out 12 teens of an alien race! How will...
