Case 257

Chapter 8: Vriska

After school, vriska comes up to you. "HEY Mari!!! I want you to interview me! Let's sit" she takes you by the arm and drags you over to a table and you sit down in it and you are sitting there. She is sitting also. You sigh and get out your folder and packet and a pen.

"Sure vrippa what is it."

"it's VRISKA first of all, you develish THROT!!! Now interview me!" she demands.

"yeah what do you wanna say" you say

"I thought you were supposed to ask us questions that's how an interview works isnt it??"

"well eah but i dont really have any questions for you i just figured you had some info you wanted to add or whatever"

"UGH! you asshole you dont even care about me and my story??? about how i overcame my abusive lusus to become the baddest pirate in the world with the hottest girlfriend ever???"

"oh yeah what quadrant are you and trezi? i jus leanred about those"

"UGH! we are soooooooo past the use of silly little QUADRANTS we are just girlfriends and in love and its GR8 and you should kNOW SOMETHING ABOUT IT." she is so energetic and you are so tired. "ok that is pretty epic i will admit" you say. "YEAH I KNOW!" she yells "we are the most epicest troll girls on this bitch of an earth no matter what anyone else says!"

"so whats up with you killing aradia?" you ask with like an angry-ish face on your look that you look at her with. you are peeved. only a little but it's there that you are peeved an you are feeling it in your mouth that you have peeviness.

vriska blushes "i" she crosses her arms "I don't wanna talk about that! It's all water under the bridge now okay! Like she doesn't even care it's ttoally fine everyone is over it so just get over it!" she slams her hands on the table

"sounds like ur not over it" you say with a slavasious smirk except not because that word means something else but im typing so fast im on a role so just go with it ok maybe youre flirting with her a little bit its not important right now its fine its FINE

"s-SHUT UP!! EVERONE IS OVER IT MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS MARI! MORE LIKE.. B-BARI!!! BECAUSE ITS CLOSE TO BAKA! WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE! THAT'S RIGHT IM TAKING JAPANESE WITH ROSE!"

"wow okay then. so did you want me to interview you or what"

"Yes! Of fucking course I do that's what i've been saing this whole fucking time JEGUS your annoying will you just interview me already????????"

"did you just say jegus?"

"What? Yeah, so?"

"What does that mean???" you ask her. she shrugs

"I don't know it's just something Terezi says I guess I picked it up from her? It's like an inside joke you wouldn't get it or anything because you're a loser!" she says and is smirking. you roller your eyes like a apir of rollerskates or roller blades whichever you prefer as the reader. personally i prefare the blades. partake of the blades. man im hungry.

"Okay I guess i do have a question" you say. Vriska perks up and is grunning ear yo eat. "What's it like being trans on your planet?"

Vriska twirls her hair. "Heh oh well yaknow.. Um.. it's kind of like.. Well..." she's making weird hand motions and it looks like she's squeezing an invisible ass.

"well?" you ask.

"Well.. you have to hide it. Actually the only ones who ever knew I'm trans were my close friends. Or I guess.. all those jokesters I don't really know if I'd call most of them my friends but they knw me before I came out so they kind of just know automatically i guess. anyways........" she trails off and stares at the table, picking at her chipped nailpolish. You frown.