It's ironic, see? You go to school the next day and go to it and you are there. Rose and friends greets you once again. Dave is tapping away on his phone, looking distressed. "yo waddup dave" you say, wanting to know more, but not wanting to like pry or anything. Gotta ask indirectly. Thats the way you do it always. even if its kind of annoying lol..
"ugh. karkats not answering and his last message was so fucked up?? look at this shit" he shows you his phone.
dave: ahuh cuz ur a loser. you probably just sit at home all day alone
karkat: FUCK YOU DAV̴̧E͏͞ ͠YOU̸ ͞D̴͢͞Ǫ́N'̡͘͟T́҉ ́͟͢K̡͢Ǹ͝O̷̕̕͟͡W̢̡҉̵ ͝Ẁ̶̛͞H̡À͝҉̷҉H̴͟͜T̸̶͟ ̴̡Ý̸O̡͡͠Ú͝҉R͘͘͝͡ ̵̛́̀͝S̵̸̡͉͕̺̰̹̼̬̗̩͕̥͇̣̭̫͟ͅḐ̷̙̝̲̱͖̮̩̠̳͙̞̝̤̪͍̞̠͜Ḱ͏̛̤͕̘̞̹̯̞̮͇̩͈̪̗͔̱̗͎ͅF̷̢̧̦̺͎̯̝̲̥̲͈̙̬͜J̲̭͈̠͔͈̼̣́ͅL̴̫̮̱̦͈̘̖͡ͅĶ̴̦̭͚̻̯̣̬̰̫̲͎̠̗̣̘͕͞J̶̸̧͙̼͓̪̙̜̯͙̱̺̟̰̘̙S̨̢̕͏͔̥̩̗D҉̸̧҉̤̝͓͕̬̟̖͙̤̪̙̟͙̗͉̭͈̭F̘̼̲̰̬̹̙͉̗̩̼͙̘̪̙̩̯̦͝ ̶̠͍̲̟̗͜͡F̕͏̷͙͈̫̞̞͎̙͔͖̠͚̬̙̩͞D҉̡̘̬̙͉̞̟̝̪̰̼̭͇̟̫͙̣̩̻͠J͠҉̛̫̥̝̟̜̝̞̰͇̻̩͎̠̳̩̣͘O̶̞̬̹̗͍͇̺͡I̛̫͓̪̺̘̩͎͇̖͟͡͡Į̸̭̦͓̼̳̼̲͎͖͙̬̼̣̯̕͟͡F͏̵͇̦̲̖̮̳̦͎̳͕̗̥͚͎J̡͏̶̛̛̳̳̯͍̙͙͓͖̬̞̗͓̭̦͚ͅŞ̷̧͙̯̟̗̩͞ ̸͈̗̼͓̣̗̗̜̱͍̺͢ ̛̭̦̱̳̟̠͈̫̝̦͕̻͍͓́A̶͏̶̛̘̬̤͉̜̞̦̻̬̜̱̣͓̩͖̦̖̙͖͝ ̸̦͔̙̣͔̼̲̜̬̯̱̙͜͠͞Ḑ̴̶̲̮̭̜̰̝͕̜̱̲͎̱̭͙͈͙͔̤͕͜͢H̍̀ͮͪ̓͏̛̜̯̱̯̩͈̟̼̱͡ ͪ̇͂̆ͯ҉̸̲͕͇̖͓̟̼̹̣̥̞ͅĘ̇̽̃ͦ͆͂̋̇̑̆̽̄͛͌͆̓͏̟̰̤ͅ ̍͂̿͂ͤͧ̎̑͐ͨ҉̡̢̨̳̼̯̣̣̠͍̩̞̺͔̞ͅL̢ͥͬͥ͐̓͌͛ͯ͒҉̷̪͚̖̻̭͈̟̕ ͨ͗͌͑̉́̋͐͛̎̆ͮͯ͌͌͑̕҉̵̺̘̬̦̭̖͕͈̳̳͖̺̳͉̣̼̰͟P̶̸̹͈̯̝̱͇͓̝̲̱̿̋̏̔ͩͥ̊͗̽ͨ̿̎͑ͣ͗́ͧ̊ͅͅ
well thats fucking weird. "well that's fucking weird" you say it. "yeah i know its fucking weird im like almost worried or some shit"
"i had the same issue with kanaya. we were jst having a... normal conversation when her text began to become distorted. i am quite shook about it" rose canterplates.
"oh fuck i hope theyre ok" you say. you hope they're okay. oh man i am shaking and hopped up on caffiene this is gonna fbe fucking fun yooooo lolo ok. ok calm down bro. ok i am calm i am CALM it's fucking FINE this is going to be a FUN CHAPTR!! you know why??? here's why: just then a GIANT BLACK HOLE opens up!!!! in the middle of lunch!!! yeah we skipped ahead quite a bit.
about a dozen kids fly out of the hole at varying speeds and rates. they flop around wildly before all settling in a pile. then there's a shout from one of them and they all scatter.
"kanaya!" rose exclaims, running towards one of the kids. wait a minute.. these arent normal kids! These are.. ALIEMS???? omg. they have grey skin and orange horns and.. wow they are not of this world! rose jumps into tall girl's arms and they do a smooch. aww :) "my darling kanaya, what are you doing here! how did you possiblt get here even??" she asks.
"to be frank my dear i have no idea" says kanaya apparently that is her name. "do any of you know?" she says looking around to the rest of the lil bitches. the all shake their heads and mumble nos. kanaya shrugs.
"NOW WAIT JUST A MOTHERFUCKING SECOND" says this short guy with circle horns his horns are CIRCLES!! little. his teeth sharp and he bounces around angrily.
"karkat????" dave questions with a blush on his face lol hes so gay for real though... "YES ITS ME YOU FUCKASS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE????"
"wait YOUR karkat???" you say "yES AND WHOMST THE FUCK ARE YOU??"
"this is mari and im totally gonna get with her" dave says puffing out his chest. karkat laughs. "YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. SHES WAY TOO GOOD FOR YOU AND CLEARLY DOESNT EVN LIKE YOU ASSHOLE"
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Case 257
FanfictionMari Parker is new to Hollywood since her two moms are trying to become actresses. Her new school seems promising, and Mari quickly makes friends with four zany kids. But then, a black hole opens up, spitting out 12 teens of an alien race! How will...
