Case 257

Chapter 13: Assassination Prank (GONE WRONG!!!)

In the morning you receive a text.

John!: ASSASSINATION GAME!!! CHECK TWITTER

You do so. You have been mentioned in a thread whose main tweet says "ATTN [school name] SENIORS: ASSASSINATION GAME IS IN MOTION. GO TO THE MAIN LUNCH TABLES TO RECEIVE YOUR ASSIGNMENT" oh god oh fuck. "TO REMAIN SAFE TODAY: YOU MUST HOLD HANDS WITH SOMEONE." double oh god oh fuck... you waken aradia and show her.

"oh i will hold hands with you!" she says with a smile. TRIPLE OH GOD OH FUCK! "cool cool thank you" you say.

When you get to school, you go over to the main table as instructed and you are each handed an envelope. You open yours. Vriska Serket. Oh. Fuck. You're never gonna get your hands on her! Might as well just surrender to your assassin... You sigh, showing aradia. She shows you hers: John Egbert. you chickle. what an easy target you think. until you see. He's holding hands with terezi and terezi is holding hands with.. Vriska!

"We're doomed" you say. Aradia looked confused "doomed? I think this timeline is doing just fne!"

"...what? no, i mean look!" you point to the three fucketeers. aradia waves a dismissive little hand "oh dont worry i think we can get to them" she says with a smirk. hm! what an ominous thing to say! You're safe in classrooms, so you have to let go of her hand when ur inside because otherwise that would be suspiciously gay. so you pretend to not care and that your only holding hands for the game when your outside but your gay little heart is about to EXPLODE!!!

It's science time. When you get in the class, jade and neefer are looking at some cool rocks! "hey! cool rocks!!!!" aradia says, running up. "yeah nayh!" says neppy. "we're studying their propoentns to see how they are! such as luster" she says because thats like the only uality of rock i remember cause everyone giggled about it. dumbasses.

You sit in your stupid science stool and watch as the three of them do tests on all the cool rocks. You think the rocks are cool too of course but you are rather to just write down the findings while they have all the run because they are the fun roudy girls and they must get there hands dirty!! Meanwhile you are cool and fashionable with your striped shirt with your fuckin mcr shirt over it. Rose complimented you on it when you got to school this morning too! It's really a Look if you do say so yourself.

Once all the work is done, Jade says "hey guys do you think youd be wanting to have a sleepover this weekend?" she asks cheerily. "OMG YES!!" nepeta squeals, smooching jades sheek. "sure sounds fun!" you say "i'll go wherever mari goes!" aradia says. aw..... "yay awesome!!! i wanna invite the other girls over too if thats okay hehe" says jade.

"oh like who?" you ask. "all of them!" she says "all the trolls i mean, and rose too!" oh that means.. "like. vriska too?" you ask. jade nods "it would be mean to leave her out, mari"

"i know i know but like.. shes mean tho..."

"it'll be fiiiine" aradia says, patting your shoulder "i think the sleepover will be lots of fun!" she says. damn u cant argue with that. "well i cant argue with that" you say. aradia smiles with her teeth showing.

At lunch, your holding hands again with aradia. you walk over to the table that john terezi and vriska are at so that you both are close to your targets. "ugh" virska scoffs "what are you doing here??"

"sitting with my frind john!" you say. he waves. vriska squints at you. You start to eat your shitty garlic bread that you got from the cafetara. or at least thats what you think it is.

"psst terezi" vriska says quietly "YEAH?" "will you go with me to the bathroom?"

"WHAT NO GO YOURSELF! I AM NOT LEAVING POOR JOHN HERE ALL BY HIMSELF WITH NO SAFETY!!!!" she argues.