Case 257

Chapter 23: Houseweeding Party

Wake up in the morning feelin kinda shitty got ur glasses your out the door and bout to hit this schooly before you brush your teeth then you go and pack cause when you leave for the night you aint comin back!

So yeah it is school time again. Your going to class with a rose lalonde who is soon to be wedded.. Time to get this juicy gos...

"omg i still cant get over how you too proposed to each other at the same fucking time like what kind of fucking icons... true lesbian lovers i love you both so fucking much" you say to rose and kanaya who are bractically snuggling in class on the chair but ur not about to be this 'is this allowed' vine guy so you allow it. theyre lesbians after all its just like in the music video for comfort crowd by conan gray where he is trashing all he other couples dates and shit and then he gets to the lesbians and lets them be and just walks away and smiles at them because they are just so good they can do fucking anything they what even if this kind of thing would totally annoy you if a het couple did it, them being gay negates that entirely.

"yes i was quite shocked by roses prosal. i was certain that when id proposed a party in this nature she would know of an alternative ateention, if you will," kanaya says.

"when you suggesting the party, i was only thinking of oh wow i am going to prpose a marriage to her on that very night!" rose jests in kind. you smile. they both have a gold band around their fingies, because they both knew already it was wahtn the other whanted and they knew! so they got it good, babey. so now your are just fucking sitting here.

you sit in class and sit there and look at the board not abl to understand french. even aradia knows more french than you at this point.

when its time to go your are on the lookout for the premisive vrissed rezi.. it usually stalks at this time of day, and youre treading in its natural habiat. you walk to the table for break sitting and who does come sit next to you? than it is vrissed rezi, gaining its traction to pounce.

"heeeeeeeey mari" vriska says, shoving an arm around your shoulders. Terezi sits on your other side with her smile filling half her face. she plops her cane on the table with a cloud clatter. It makes your ears feel pain. "hey vriska" you say and eat a goldfish cracker for a snack. When terezi gatches a whiff of said crackrs, they are already gone, down her maw into the belly of th beast.

"So terezi told ya bout my iiiiiiiinjury right. that means i cant beat you up with ol' righty anymore, sadly. but dont worry! littlte miss robo-arm NEVER gets tired." she winks at you but its just a blink cause she only has one eye. "oh my god" you say "did you mean for that to come out like that?" you say

"what? like what????????" terezi is cakcling "WHAT DID I SAY????????" You just snurgle, and laughter it gently. "anyways, the reason im even gracing you with my presence is for this: to ask you something!" your oll the yes "what is it" you say she smilks

"terezi and i want you to come to our new apartment and help us break it in, if you know what im saying" she raises her eyebrow and lowers it meditatively and quickly in jestures. "w. what?" is she inviting you to a threesome what the fuck is going on

"terzi giggles and puts her fingers to her mouth like shes smoking a weed blunt and then winks at you"

"OH why didnt you just say you wanted to get high! im hella down!" you say.

"GR8!!" SAYS vriska, squeezing your shoulder heavily. it scrapes you. owie. "Well then ill drive ya over there after schools over. just meet me in the parkinglot" she ruffles your hair before leaving away and grabbing terezi with her, who almost hits yu in the face with her cane. they walks away whispering to each other, and then they both cakcle in the next conversational beat. you smile summarily.