Case 257

Chapter 12: Fuck

It is school time once more and your creative writing class has given you an assignment that your not shore how to go about starting. "psst hey dave" you say to him he is sitting next to you. "sup gurl" he says. you wince. "um yeah. anyways what are you doing for the project i cant think of anything good."

Dave hands you his paper. You glance it over. "wow! this is incomprehensible!" you say. Dave nods with a smirk. "the teach LOVES this shit. says im the most creative one in the class. just trust me" sounds fake but okay "ummm ok then.. thanks anyway lol" you say, pushing his paper back to him. You sigh and try to get to work.

For about ten minutes you stare at your plaank paper, and your freshly sharpened pencil. They're mocking you you just know it.

Then, you have french with Rose. Oh, you thought French was before creative writing? Too fucking bad now it's after you just have to roll with the fucking punches okay try and keep up. "bonjour class" says the teacher, twirling to the front board. He writes something in french, and then points at it aggressively. You have no idea what it says but al the other students nod wisely, so you just copy them and nod also as well. Aradia tugs at your miniskirt from under your desk where she sits in your classes just always assume she's there okay? "hey" she says "whats up" you say "whats on the board" she asks "some french" yu shrug. she nods

Rose turns to you. "enchante" she says. "oh fuck" you whisper "are we supposed to be talking" you notice everyone else also is talking in french "um fucking.. je ne sais pas..... francais........" rose chuckles. "i will assist you" she says in english

"So... Toi et le troll rouge sous la table? Tu penses qu'elle est mignonne, n'est-ce pas?" she says. Okay you think she said something about aradia because you definitely heard 'red troll'

"uhhhhhh ..... oui" you say. rose smirks.

"J'ai pensé ainsi. Vous feriez un beau couple."

"woah um couple?? uhhh je ne sais pas.... uhrm" you are blushed... "EN TOUS CAS!" you yell. people give you Looks. "parle moi... kanaya" you give her name a little french accent for good measure. Rose smiles.

"Que puis-je dire? Je l'aime beaucoup. Elle est mon coeur et mon âme. Personne d'autre ne peut éventuellement comparer. Je prévois de l'épouser." her cheeks are red and her smile bright. You kind of zoned out halfway through. You don't fucking know french. Wait a minute. "wait.. did you say something about her being you WIFE???" you yeller it!!!

"SSSHH MARI!" rose whisper-yells. Kanaya is under the table with aradia as well. "Sorry are we talking about me? I believe to have heard me name" she says. "Dont worry about it darling," rose says, waving her off while she scouwls at you.

"um um!!! fuck how do you say.. oH DESOLE DESOLE!!! S'IL VOUS PLAIT JE DESOLE!!!" rose pats your leg. "It's alright, Mari," she says calmly. Kanaya is so green blsuhing you see her under the table.

At lunch, you buy some chicky nuggies and sit with your friends and aradia is next to you and also is sollux nect to her. He mutters something to her and she giggles and you feel a jealousy smudge.. You eat a chiken nugget with a jelly on your face.. Jade taps your foot under the table and you look at her and she smiles.

"You okay??" she asks sweetly. "yeah im fine lol wym" you say, eating another nugget. "nothing your just eating your nuggies so angrily!!! i wanted to know if somethings bothering you?" she says. you wave her away "no no im totes fine jade" you insist. she smiles with worry "ok..." and she goes back to her steak. She always brings a whole fucking t-bone steak for lunch you wish you could get in on that but she's said many times before that she needs all she can get and that she wishes she could share! she really does! but its important for her to get her calories in! so youve quit asking.