Back at the party the pizza has arrived and everyone is enjoying a greasy ol slice of good ol 'za! "there they are! i told you they probalby just where using the bathroom!" feferi says.
"your back!!" jade says "what were you doing??" you giggle.
"we were kissing" aradia says. nepeta chokes on her slice. "WH WHW WHW WHAAAAT!!!!!!!" she gets out her shipping jounral with tears on her eyes. "i MUST UPDATE YOUR SHIP FROM OTP TO CANON!!!" she screaming. "yeah so basically we are matesprits now i guess" you say and hold her hand.
"congratulations, girls" rose says, sipping apple juice from a chardonnay glass. Swaggie. You curtsie. "athank you thank you" you say just like double trouble from she ra princess of power (2018)
"oh that is quite lovely, ladies. you are very much a cute couple" says anaya. everyone else is silent about it. "SO how about that 'za!!" you say, taking a slice. "oh yes!" aradia says also grabbing one. it is just okay but it is certainly pizza! thats one thing for sure. You all sit down back again around the pizza and munch a chunch when someone comes traipsing down the steps.
"JOHN NO STINKY BOYS ALLOWED!! GET AWAY FROM OUR PIZZA!!" jade yells to him. "omg i am just living here!!!!" he says "hehe i know! i just always wanted to yll at my brother for annoying us at a slumber party" jade says "oh haha okay :)" john says and grabs a slice of pizza.
"do you all mind if i hang out with you? i just finished an essay and i need to DECOMPRESS" he says with a mouthfull of 'za. haha gross. "hell yeah bro get in here!" you say on behalf of everyone. "nice" he sits down "so what is going on?" he asks
"Well we were just about to partake in the slumber party tradition of 'nail salon,'" rose says. Jons eyes light up "oh!! that sounds like fun will one of yu paint my nails?"
"i will!!!" you say. "what color you want boo?" john laughs "black please" he says. oh shit he punkin' huh? hell yeah babey.. you carefuly paint his nails only getting like half of the work job on his skin so its a pretty good job if you say so yourself.
over on the vrisrezi side of things, there is nail polish just all over the place where it does not belong. hands, faces, clothes.. it is a mess. Rose and Kanaya sit with perfectly painted nails waiting to become dried. jade and feferi and nepeta have a cute little painting circles going on where they sit in a circle and paint the nails together and it is very sweet and cute!
"all done!" you say putting a top coat on johns last pinky. "awesome!! thank you mari!" his phone buzzes "oh man i gotta go.. thanks for letting me hang out with you!" he awys up the stairs as you all mumble a goodbye.
"so are we all gonna ignore how cute john looked?" vriska says. "WHAT. are you talking about" jade meandrs thats her brother! "that's my brother!" "yeha yeah obviously YOU wouldnt see it jeez.. something about him just now... i cant put my finger on it. or my horns. or my spikes!" her spikes? ur not gonna ask.
"HE DID HAVE A RATHER DELICIOUS SMELL TODAY I NOTICED" terezi butts in.
John being cute aside, you gotta whiz so you make ur way back to the porcelain palice and do ur thing. when your washing your hands you notice a cute little hair bow on the sink. 'aw this must be jades' you say out loud to yourself and put it in your hair. 'oh cute!" you take some selfies with it and then put it back.
"hey jade do you think i can borrow your cute blue bow some time?" you ask when you back into the mainr oom. "my what?"
"the bow on the sink!"
"i dont know about a bow it must be someone elses!" you look around the room and everyone shakes their head that is it does not belong to them.
"then hwo did...." suddenly somehing in your mind clicks. "omg." you run upstairs without saying anything else. "where are you going!" aradia says but you do not respond you are a ball of chaos and you are going where you need to get to.
"JOHN!" you bang on he's door. "BRUP wh JUST A SECOND" you hear rustling behind the closed door and then he opens it. "what. what were you just doing"
"nothing i was just-"
"NEVERMIND! i want to borrow your very cute bow!" you emand.
"what???" he says flustered. "i dont have a bow what are you talking about" "RAWR" you run down the stairs again, grab the bow, and come back up. "THIS...... BOW....." you say, heaving.
"that must be jades why would i have a girly bow?"
"it's not jades! huf huff and everyone else said its not theres either!! hufff....."
"thats.. i"
"bro u know what i been saying. no judgement. also i really. can i please borrow it tho" you say.
"y. yeah. you can. you can borrow it mari. uh" he is looking around nervously. you look into hes eyes and sense it within him. you know.
"okay i. i have a confession. i havent told anyone this yet but i think i am trans" you are going to crying. you go like :D "but please dont tell anyone else yet im not ready..."
"of course of coure of course... i would fucking die for you i love you you are my heart and soul"
"omg mari.. okay." john sits back down in their chair and you keep just staring at them with crying emoji eyes. "um"
"SORRY" you go back down. you put the bow back on your way. "whaaat hapened??" jade asks when she sees you. "oh nothing its cool" you say. "whats up"
"vriska and terezi said theyre gonna make us something to eat!" aradia says.
"oh that sounds bad!" you say. nepeta giggles. and then you hear a scream from the kitchen. you al run in. smoke. "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP" "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" vriska is holding a cookie sheet that has little black soots on it and is billowing smoke away from her as terezi is just screaming. "WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE" feferi yells because she is loud. vriska drops the tray and looks like O.O at all of you. terezi is still screaming, so vriska kicks her and she stops.
"TEREZI SAID IT WAS 500 DEGREES AND I SAID I DONT THINK IT IS AND SHE SAID I PROMISE I REMEMBER RIGHT AND SO I DID AND DOWN THEY ARE BURNT ALL OF THEM!!!!" vriska screamas. kanaya sighs deeply. "you two really need a babysitter, dont you" rose says. "WHATS A BABY SITTER??" terezi yells. "nevermind" says rose. "OKAY!" says terezi.
Things calm down after the disaster and jade excuses herself upstairs. "UGGHGHHHGHHHH IM BOOOOOOOORED" vriska groans, laying on the floor.
"THERES NOTHING TO DOOOOOOOO ROSE CAN WE GO HOOOOOOOOME" rose rolls her eyes. "no, we are staying at jades party until the meonring. you can walk home, if you like" "fuck you" says vriska.
"oH I KNOW!" feferi bubbles. you all look to her. "how about makeovers!!!" she takes out a bag of makeup from the thin air. you font know how people keep fucking doing that. "YES YES YES" neepta squeealers. "GIMME!" vriska says and takes the whole bag. she scrumbles through it before finding a black eyeliner. "terezi cmere im gonna do your make up" she says. "oKAY!"
vriska writes "LOSER" across her forehead. "there" she says. "HOW DO I LOOK"
"BEAUTIFUL" vriska says and then they make out. ok.
Aradia taps your shoulder. "mari can you do my makeup?" she asks with a sweet smile. "omg of course!!!!" you say and find some things out of the bag. feferi and nepeta do each others faces smultaneously at the same time.
Doing someones make up is more intimate than youd think and you are like losing your mind, touching aradias face and lightly brushing on different eyeshadows and painting cute little wings on her eyes. Lastly, you paint her lips,and she stairs DIRECTLY into your eyes the whole time and you think you might actually fucking die. Right when you finish, you hear what sounds like a horse coming down the stairs.
Oh it's just two people. "Everyone!" jade says, rounding the corner. "allow me to introduce.. june egbert!" June shily comes out with the cute bow in her hair. :D is what your face looks like. you look at vriska and she is like ::::D
"hi. uh im girl!" she says. "YES!" sayas feferi.
"aradia look at vriska" you whisper. vriska is full on garnet from steven universe meeting stevonnie for the first time. shes so proudful looking.
"Welcome to the lesbians, June" rose says smugly. She blushes "oh gosh i guess i am a lesbian huh? haha okay!" Rose smilks.
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Case 257
FanfictionMari Parker is new to Hollywood since her two moms are trying to become actresses. Her new school seems promising, and Mari quickly makes friends with four zany kids. But then, a black hole opens up, spitting out 12 teens of an alien race! How will...
