Case 257

Chapter 25: Honeymoon Soldiers

"Aaaaaaaalright listen up, losers!" vriska says to the lunch table containing you, her, terezi, and aradia, "since jade and rose and kanaya are all away on there stupid little 'sugar moon' or whatever the fuck" "honeymoon" you correct her "SHUT UP!" she yells "ANYWAYS! that means little june is aaaaaaaall alone when she goes home! SO! i have devised a plan!" she unfurls a scroll onto the table. oh my god. "is this really necessary? you could have just told us" aradia says.

"i LIKE MAKING SCROLLS ITS MY PREDILICITIONS!" she screams. wow oay. "ANYWAYS! the four of us are going to hang out with june while her sister is away and make sure she has sufficient company! because we love her!"

"vriska you just have a crush on her admit it already!" terezi says with laughter. "SHUT UP TEREZI YOUR ONE TO TALK I KNOOOOOOOOW YOU HAVE IT PITCH FO RHER!" she yellers. terezi just cackles "FUCKING ANYWAYS!" says vriska "we are going to watch the movies she wants because this is for her! we are going to have sausage pizza with mushrooms even though its the WORST cause it is her favorite!" she is pointing to different drawings and sketches and words paragraphs on her scroll

you raise your hand "mari, you have a question?"

"yeah uh cant we just like get more than one pizza that we also like tho?" you say. vriska sighs "fuck. i guess thats a good idea fine." she says and her one side of her glasses gets steamed like milk in a latte. heh..

"i think this is a great idea!" aradia says "i spent a lot of time alone when i was dead and i know how depressing it can be. i sure hope we can cheer her up with our company!" she says all of it with the same amount of cheer and enthusiams. you smile you are in love with her. wow you just realized you never told her that before? hm. anyways! "yeah it sounds great! im excited!!" you saying.

You are at the June's house. Actually outside her front door, holding two pizzas and a 2 liter of pepsi. Vriska saiad it's her favorite so. Vriska rings the doorbell 8 times. June comes running down the stairs and you hear it. She opens door "omg" she say

"whatre you all doing here!" she says "we're here to keep you company while jades away!" you say because you are in front.

"it was all my idea! you can thank m later" vriska says with a wink/blink. "haha aw you guys you really didnt have to go to all this trouble! but come in!" she opens the door wider letting all of the yous inside her humble abode.

"soo what are we gonna do?" june asks once the door is closed behind her. "luckily for you i have a full game plan!" vriska nnounces. "first up," she unfurls her scroll to make a sure checking of it. "VIDEO GAMES!" she yells anouncedly. "oh sweet! i love to gaming!" she (june) says. "YEAH GAMER GIRLS!" you yell. "YEAH!" says aradia.

so you all go to junes room where the gaming is and go there and sit on the floor where you in front of the tv with the gaming. "so june, whatdya wanna play? i think eeeeeeeeverything should be up to you!" vriska says flirtily. "oh haha" june blushes "ummm" she looks at some of the titles that she has. "well... how about some good ol minecraft!"

"YES!" you screech. "omg" says vriska "yeah okay!" she says. "sweet!!" june says. "i dont have enough controllers for everyone.. uhhh"

"I KNOW!!!!!" vriska screams. she seems on edge. "we'll roll a die!" and one appears in her hand! a d20. "whoever is least close to the number doesnt play" she says "so everyone pick a bumber!"

"i chose 15" you say

"17" says terezi. i hit caps lock to write that before realizing caps doesn fucking affect numbers but she is screaming it is the point.

"hmm 5" says aradia

"and i will go with 8" vriska says

"haha.. nerd" says june. vriska blushs and then rolls the dice. it lands on 8. "YEAH!!!!!!!!" screams vriska "FUCK!" yells terezi "well that is probably good since terezi would be licking the screen probably if she played and i do not think i want that!" says june as she hands you a controller.