Case 257

Chapter 18: Gamer Moment

That monday you go to school, because that's what you do. June comes to the table in the morning and introduces herself with her new name and pronouns. The Homestuck Trolls React to you coming out as a trans girl:

All the girls already did.

Karkat: YOUR STILL A FUCKASS!

Tavros: oh uh cool *flirts with you*

Sollux: we're all trans when you think about it.. (what??) *knowing smile*

Equius: *sweats*

Gamzee: thats litty as a titty, lil mamma

Eridan: wwhatevver.

"heh that's about what i expected!" says june, sitting down at the table. h

dave slides up next to her. 'sooo.. june, huh? pretty swanky pretty legit... heh... so uhhmmm..... you free tonight?"

"dave i am a lesbian" says june. you snort your milk. "FUCK" terezi starts cackling. you feverishly and embarrassedly wipe your nose. it is just so funny that a) dave thinks hes straight and b) is trying to flirt with a lesbian. fucking wild. Dave looks like that one cursed emoji face with the beady eyes and the :| expression goin on. hes shook. "man" dave clicks his tongue "everyones fuckin gay" he gets up and goes over and starts talking to karkat.

It's french time and kanaya is sitting on roses lap as they have a discussion. it seems to be important and eloquent and all that shit that those two ladies definitely are. The techer starts talking in french and you just stare blankly ahead just making your way making your way through the crooooowd i mean you are just zoning tf out and day dreaming about aradia's mouth. "mari" says that teach. "habuwha?" you say and look t him.

"Dis-moi ton plat préféré, en français, s'il te plaît." he says. "0.0" you say. He looks shocked and jerks his head back and blinks in surprise. "C'était impressionnant, mais pas ce que j'ai demandé." he just turns away and asks someone else the same thing.

"fucking uh crepes" they say. "Merci. S'il vous plaît ne jurez pas, cependant." "shit desole" the student replies. The teacher goes like :/ and you chuckle under the breath even though you dont understand whats happening. probbl something to do with the swearing.

Then Rose taps your on the shoulder to you. You look at her and Kanaya is there two stil sitting on lap of hers. "Kanaya and I want to throw a classy little party," she says "I am wondering if you would be interested in such a thing? A black tie affair with various charcuterie and the like."

"And cheese!" kanaya adds. "Yes, thank you darling there will be plenty of fancy cheese" says rose.

Oh wow an invitation to another party?? You are popping off!!! "omg yeah i'd love to come to that" you say. "all these grey bitches need some nice clothes though" kanaya sighs "yes it is quite a shame that no one except myself seems to care about high fashion"

"im so sorry kan... maybe we can help them? I dunno id at least be willing to help the girls out.. the dudes... most of them skeeve me out except for like sollux we r buds" you say "oh and karkats not awful" you remember. "the rest? a little creeepy!"

"oh tht is entirely understandable. the boys in our group are a bit unsavory, yes" kanaya says "i would incredibly appreciateing if you took it upon yourself to help the girls with their outfits to the party."

"heck yeah i can do that for sure!!" you say and hold out your fist for a bumpage. "ah a fist bump.. i know what to do" she bumps the fist and you think your knuckle is fractured now but you keep a straight face on because you dont want to make her feel bad and your a tough bitch ok you can fucking handle this. you just stare at your desk for the rest of class. when the bell rings you dont move.