Case 257

Chapter 9: Further Investigation

It's the next day at school because we skipped ahead a little! Don't worry about it! Turns out the word got out about your interview. You know from an episode of Unraveled: Absurdly Comprehensive Game Lore that when you are studying a species you should have the least amount of interaction as possible!!! No interacting in fact! But here comes with species your studying AKNOCKIN ON YOUR DOOR to get an interview in.

Of course you will do them though because it sounds like fun probably! Leanr more about this new and interesting species you are seeing and finding for the first time and its ALIENS COME TO EARTH bran new you gotsta INVESTIGATE!!!!! Let's go! First is Tarvos apparently he has some SPOCY INFORMATION from a message you got from him on instagram! His usernmae is adiosterader because he spelled it wrong and doesnt know how to change it and sollux thinks its too funny to teach him how to.

"HELLOOOOO tere mari,,," as he talks his voice gets rpogressibely grainer and shittier on the ears. but you try to write down as much as ou can anyways.

"so you wanna hear my spocy records no doubt no doubr"

"yes please fill me in! what do you have to say"

"well i saw the other day that you where talking to vriska pretty heavily and i just want to clear up anything she might have said about me... first of all i am NOT that small... second-"

"what the actual fuck are you talking about your DICK?"

"vriska loves to tell people i have a small peepee but shes NEVER EVEN SEEN IT okay? and secondly, shes the one who paralyzed me and YES i have a metal dick now. please do not ask questions about it!" he is huffing and puffing.

"bro are you ok" you say.

he smiles and laces his fingers within each other ont he tale. "why yes i am great thank you for asking."

"o-ok... so whats the spoce then?" you questioner to him.

"i need to tell you this mari it is for your own good i do not provide you should fraternize with vriskaaaaa... she is not a good person"

"okay like i kind of figurd out already that shes done some shit this is old news baby"you say to him because he is kind of telling you some old fucking news lmao.

"oh" he slouches "um... can we still hang out?"

"bro i literally have people lined up behind you i think we gotta move on i am sorry dude bro." you say. "okay" he says and gets up and leave. moving on then. sollux is here now.

"hey yellow boy" you say "whatchya got for me?"

"nothing im just here cause i hearf everyone else was coming so i figured it was like a troll event to be at" he gets up and there's a loud metal scraping as if he were standing up out of a folding chair maid of metal but in fact you are outside on lunch tables. He just likes to be dramatic like that you are guessing. Pretty epic your not gonna lie. and then.

Nepeta sits down.

it's all over.

"hi nyah!" oh hell yeah fuck yes you are so fucking excited to talk to the furrrryyyy!!!!! "i need to tell you about awwwwll the relationships!!!!!" she says "hehe!" she adds.

"oh hell yes. hell. fucking. yes." you say to her. she smiles so bigly at tha and her tail does a SWGICIELIGI.!!

she takes something out from the air and PLORPS it down on the table with a big THUD. "these ar my shipping notes!" she says and looks like :3 face. you rub your gay little hands together. you are so fucking 'xited to hear bout these ships. she opens it up and points to the first one "so THESE are the canon ones that we will start with!!!! first we OBVIOUSLY have me and equihiss as MEOWRAILS! teehehehehehe!!!!! so are awadia and pawlux!!! aaaand kanaya and roooose are MATESPRITS!!!! WHEEEEI LOVE THEM SOMUCH THEY ARE MY BABIES!!" she sheds a tear. "and of cooouuurse vrisrezi!!! i draww all the aquadrants around them!!! they transcend them! i love them together so much i am so happy for the love that they share" she sighs blissfully.