Case 257

Chapter 16: Slumber Party!

It's slumber party weekend time! MAN I'm fuckin' excited to write this let's GO mother fucker!!!! You and aradia arrive to Jade's house first.

"ah hey you two!!!! welcome welcome hehe!" she skips around to the living toom and is there and standing there and she is in it. "i set out some snacks!!" she says pointing to her bowl of chex mix that she has there. also she has some cupcakes!!! "ohhh cupcakes" you take one and eat it in one bite. "woah! epic!" jade says and aradia high fives you.

DING DONG its a bell! The rest of the gals arrive to the party ~fashionably late~ because they are cool i guess. Rose and Kanaya are wearig fucking matching pajamas how fucking cute is that shit wow..

"okay guys!!! now that everyone is here our slumber party games my commence!!" she says and she is jade i forgot to mention.

"ooh what are we playing??" feferi says and she is here also. Jade picks up a board game next to her "SOWWY" nepeta says loudly. "hehe yeah!!" sas jade. "this is a game that is named sorry?" says kanaya

"YES i love this game" vriska screams. Terezi lets out an animalistic screech/chittering noise. So the night's goin great.

Within five minutes of playing sorry, terezi has eaten half of the chex mix and the cupcakes have been devoured, mostly by vriska and nepeta. You dont even have all of your pieces out of your home yet when vriska gets the sorry card and siwtches with you!!! "what the hell that's not even a better place for you to be you were fucking further along than me!" you say as she puts your pece back in the home place if thats how it works i dont remember tbh. "you r literally just bullying me" you say.

aradia nudges you and you remember the conversation and now you blush.. Vriska is just laughing and smirking and being weird to cover up her gayness towards you. But you know it to be true...

Ten minutes later, Vriska somehow wins the whole game even though you could have sword she was behind feferi.. wack as hell. She definitely cheated what an asshole!! You are so angy you hate a bad sport a person who does not pay fairly a CHARLTEN!!! Nepeta is growling. Feferi pats her little kitten head and does akiss on the forehead and she is all beter now but still is glaring to vriska.

"whats next!" aradia ganders. "SPIN THE BOTTLE SPIN THE BOTTLE SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!!" terezi chants like she expects everyone else to join in, but they do not. "ummm....." you swervey "if we dont play fucking spin the bottl i will kill everyone in this room." vriska says, her arm around terezi tight. "okay spin the bottle then!" jade says standing.

she leaves the room and returns with an empty soda bottle. It used to have mountain dew inside of it. Now it carries only smooches between a bunch of gay friends most of whom are dating each other. Man it just occurs to you and that you and radiation are the only ones here that aren't dating each other!! theres jade and nepeta and feferi, theres rose and kanaya and also probably jade?, and theres of course vriska and terezi! but you and aradia are out here like wtf! no romantics for you.. thats supposed to a portmanteau of romantic and antics. it's very clever, i know.

Terezi why dont you go first?" jade says and give her botole. "YES!" she screams. she spins the bottle vigrously and it spins out of control, crashing into nepeta. "WHO DID IT LAND ON" she yells.

"omg.. hehe it is me!!" nepeta says with a squeal. "HELL YEAH! PUCKER UP MISS POUNCELOR" she says, crawling towards neprite on the floor. they do a quick peck on the mouth and nepeta is a blushy and giggling mess and jade hugs her. "nepeta! you go next!!!" terezi reminds. "ah okay!!" she shakily crawls and spins it. it lands on jade!!! "YAY!!!" says neppy. the do a big wet SMORNCH and gigglr to warchother and is gay. jade goes next. she lands on you!!! "oh lit" you say. jade runs over and kisses you real fast and you leave behind lipstick on her mouth.