Anime Avengers

Chapter 36

{Minoru Mineta p.o.v}
"HEY! LET ME GO! I DON'T WANNA BE KILLED!"
"Man, this one is irritating."
"I know right, I wanna cut my ears off."
"THAT'S SO RUDE! I'M NOT THAT ANNOYING!"
"Do you not hear yourself?"
"AT LEAST I DON'T KIDNAP PEOPLE!"
"You're so annoying that I want to release you." The two guys laugh.
"What's your quirk anyway? These purple sticky things on your head?" They poke my head.
"DON'T TOUCH MY BALLS!!!!"
They look at each other and bust out laughing, then throw me into a cell with the same cuffs on me as last time.
"These again? Oh great. I was hoping I wouldn't be back here." I sigh as my voice echoes down the hallway when they're gone, "I doubt that chick will show up again that helped us the first time. No one is even going to notice I'm gone."
"Pssst. Hey, kid."
"Huh?" I look around and don't see anything, "Hello?"
"Behind you."
I turn around and see a smiling face in the wall.
"AHHHH!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! DON'T EAT ME! I WANNA LIVE! I'M TOO YOUNG AND STILL A VIRGIN!"
"Would you chill? I'm from U.A., Mirio, remember? Your whole class met me and my other two friends. The Big Three?"
"Ohhhh. How did you get here?"
"I was walking around and heard awfully annoying screaming, so I thought I'd check it out. I should've known it was you."
"Oh come on! I even get insulted by a guy that goes through stuff!"
"Anyways, let's go."
Mirio walks into my cell through the wall and takes the cuffs off me, then picklocks the door and I walk out into the hallway.
"People with strange quirks keep saving me. I'm lucky to be saved but I'm not lucky enough to get a girl!? I'm gonna be alone forever!"
"I can't help you with that, now hurry up before they hear you."
"Just don't touch my balls on the way out, they're sensitive."
"Don't...what? Just, nevermind."
We sneak out of the building and go a few blocks away, "Piece of cake."
"Wow! Sweet! Thanks a lot!"
I look and he's gone. "The hell!? I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!"