Anime Avengers

Chapter 14

{Izuku Midoriya p.o.v.}
I'm all better by the end of the week, so I walk down to the beach after All Might texted me that he wants us to discuss something.
"Hey, All Might."
"Young Midoriya. I'm glad you made it."
"I don't think I'll get kidnapped again. Deku isn't really their style."
He chuckles, "The reason I wanted us to meet here is that, I want you and I to go undercover today to find out anything we can get from the secret villains that walk around the city. If we don't look like ourselves, they'll speak freely and we might possibly get useful information to report to the other heroes. If we know at least half of their plans, that would make somewhat of a difference, instead of knowing nothing at all."
"Okay, I agree but we don't have anything to disguise ourselves with. No, a hat and glasses aren't going to change our disguise at all." He hides the hats and glasses that he was holding.
"You've got to be kidding me, All Might come on, really?"
"Uhhh, I was seeing if you'd fall for it."
"We need a perfect disguise. But first, I'm not trying to be rude, you really need some new clothes because the ones you're wearing honestly make you look homeless or something."
"Wow, I don't think you've ever been this honest, Midoriya."
"Do you want to be undercover or not, because this is definitely the first step."
"Fine, fine. But these are comfy when I'm weak so I'm not throwing them away."
"That's fine, but you need to change for today. We also need to change our hairstyles, so they don't look similar to what they usually are."
"I'm not trying to sound weird, Young Midoriya. But wouldn't it be easier to dress as women?"
I stare at him confused and he's serious.
"You just don't want new clothes."
"What? Psh, I'm just throwing out ideas."
"Wouldn't it be concerning that guys are buying girls clothes?"
"We can say we're buying them for our partners, obviously."
"Okay fine, but this better work."

I'm wearing a pink tank top with a unicorn on it, a black skirt, pink heels, with makeup on and a blonde wig.
"I really don't know how girls do this. These heels are killing me and this skirt keeps blowing up from the wind, the wind is also pushing the hair in my face which makes it get in my mouth. Also makeup is hard and eyebrow waxing hurts my face so much."
"I know right, girls are dangerous."
I look at him to observe his disguise. He's wearing a black shirt that says "I woke up like this", jean shorts with holes in them, black converse shoes, along with makeup as well, with a brown wig. I can't contain myself and burst out laughing.
"Who thought I'd ever see this day?"
He rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.
"Can we go now?"
"Yeah, yeah. We also need to have girl voices."
"As if this wasn't bad enough already."

We walk down the street and guys cat call us.
"You want to go!? I'll fight you right now!"
They look confused when All Might speaks in a male voice and they keep walking so I pull him aside.
"Did you forget our disguise already? Geez."
"They started it."
I roll my eyes, "How do we know when we see an undercover villain?"
"They give themselves away actually, by wearing a badge that certifies them of being a member from The League Of Villains."
"Well, that's obvious of them. Do you see one yet?" He looks around and spots some guys at a small restaurant.
"10 o'clock. A group sitting at the patio area. We need to get a table near them to hear the discussions."
"Right."

We go to the restaurant and walk in. I speak to the woman at the stand in a girly voice, which makes All Might hold in his laughter.
"Um, table at the patio section for two."
"Yes, Ma'am. Right this way."
We get one not too far from them but close enough to hear them. The waitress gives us chips with beandip and takes our orders.
"Oh, and is the beandip preserved?"
The waitress looks at me confused, then smiles awkwardly, "I'll go place your orders."
When she walks away, All Might looks at me confused too, "Is the beandip what?"
"I don't know, I thought girls usually say stuff like that."
"What does preserved beandip even mean?"
"How would I know? Girl language are from another world."
"You can say that again."
We sit for a while and the villains aren't really giving any information yet, so in the meantime we overhear a group of girls nearby, "I've been working out and doing squats for 3 months but there's like no difference at all. It sucks."
"Gurl, what's your goal?"
"To have a butt like All Might's, his is totally goals."
"I know right! Knowing the best hero alive is saving the country with a butt like that, makes me in heat, honestly."
All Might chokes on his drink and I look at him, "I tried to tell you."
"I didn't think you were serious!" He whispers a bit loudly.
"Sh!"
After waiting a little longer to see if the villains would discuss something useful, they finally talk about Shigaraki.
"So, his first step is to get rid of that, Deku kid, and then what?"
"Kill all of the people that get in his way. Even the students, he doesn't care who it is."
"But what is the plan after he kills All Might? What is he planning to do with Japan once he takes it over?"
"Make it a slave country practically. And kill all of the quirkless people since they're useless to him anyway. He wants everyone to bow to him and follow his rules, whoever doesn't will be killed."
"Well first, he's planning to bomb the school as a warning to the citizens to stay out of the way. And then killing the pro heroes one at a time as well so everyone gets the memo. Knowing the stupid people that live here, there will be several that will fight against us."
"And if they do?"
"Then there will be hell to pay."
We look at each other and nod then pay for the meal to leave.
I scratch my head, "This wig itches my head so freaking bad. I think one of my eyelash extensions fell off too."
All Might messes with the bra he's wearing, "This bra is killing me, and who wants shorts that almost show your cheeks? It's nearly the same as panties pretty much. Why do they even have holes? How is that a fashion?"
"Girls go far to impress, that's for sure. We need to give them more credit."
As we walk, one of my heels get stuck in a sewer lid, making it break the heel off as I fall.
"Being a girl is a death trap!"
He laughs at me and I take the shoes off since they're killing my feet anyway.
"Can we take this, painful getup, off now?"
"Yes, but in a private area."
"Well there's public restrooms at the beach, you know."
"Good thinking, Young Midoriya."
We head back to the beach and change back into our regular clothes, then take our makeup off.
"Oh thank the lord. I don't think I could've lasted another hour."
"This never happened."
"What never happened?"
"Perfect."
We laugh and throw away the girl stuff. Even being tortured by the League Of Villains doesn't come close to that pain we just went through.
"So now that we have some information, what now?"
"Well first off, it's a good thing that we evacuated the students. We know now that the villains aren't aware of that yet, so if they do bomb it, they won't kill anyone. Making all of Japan a slave country and killing the quirkless is the worst part of all that we need to worry about. Also that we need to keep you safe."
"I'm fighting with you, remember? We'll be okay as long as we're side by side, fighting against anyone that tries to harm others." He nods and hugs me in proudness.
"All Might, you still smell like perfume."
"Well it smells like cotton candy anyway so I don't mind for now." I laugh.
As soon as I get home, I rub my feet in the shower.
If that was torture already as it is, I don't want to know what it's like every month for girls either.