Klance smut bitch

Drunk boi🍾

The two boys walk out into the parking lot of the best bar in town. Faded music can be heard in the back round as the taller boy drags his drunk friend out.

"Lance your drunk"

"No you! *hic* I'm not drunk.... no ssirrr! I swear on my mothers cow!" —The younger boy states slurring his words... He then starts to chuckle to him self.

"My mom doesn't have a cow... but Keith doesn't need to know that"

"Lance I can hear you..."

The intoxicated boy jumps back, putting his hands up into a karate position—"WOAH! Where did you come from! I know karate bitch! HIIIYAA- OH SHIT" Lance had attempted to do a high kick, but ended up landing on his ass.

"Remind me to never let you drink again." Keith sighs lifting his friend up," how am I gonna get you in the car."

"Carry me! Your a strong buff boi, you can do this." Lance says falling into Keith's arms. "I'm tired.... imma sleep now."

"Wait no lance-" Keith was now holding Lances drunk ass in his arms. He was knocked out cold. "How the fuck did you fall asleep that fast" the raven haired boy thought aloud.

He proceeds to pick up lance bridal style and carry's him to the car. "Lance...lance wake up I have to unlock the car..." Keith said softly.

"But momma I don't wanna go to school...." the younger yawns.

"No- lance it's Keith, I need to unlock the car.. just... here" Keith says placing lance on the ground next to the car.

Keith grabbed his keys out of his back pocket and unlocked the car. He turned around to pick lance back up and he was gone.

"Shit- um lance where'd you go?!" He hears groaning from under the car. "What the hell..."

"I'm sleeping here now," Lance groans.

"Lance how the actual fuck did you get under there! I turned around for like two seconds!! Can you come out please."

"Ok...I'm bisexual" he groans and turns around.

"...that's... I didn't mean that, but good to know. Can you get out from under the car please." Keith says bending down to try and drag lance from under the vehicle.

Lance starts rolling out from under the car and puts up his iconic finger guns. " I must be a snowflake cause I've fallen for you"

"First of all you didn't fall you rolled, and second of all it's the middle of fall" Keith said looking away to hide the obvious blush on his face."

"Put me in the car keef! I want to go home." Lance says trying to get up. Keith helps him up into the car and buckles the seat belt. "Do you want me to recline the chair for you or nah" Keith asks lance, but he had already fell asleep.

"How dose he do that. "

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Half way home
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"Lance your too drunk for me to let you be at home by yourself, it's dangerous. I'm gonna bring you to my house ok? "

"Mmmmmm ok" Lance said shifting in his seat.
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At Keith's house
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"Why are you so difficult to get out the car?" Keith said carrying lance into the house. "Yout gonna stay in the guest room upstairs.. your asleep huh. Why do I bother." The raven haired boy says bringing lance upstairs with him. He opens the door to the guest room and lays lance in the bed and puts the covers on him.

" night bud" Keith says closing the bedroom door.

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There will be smut in the next one chill out.
✌️peace peeps