Hi. Welcome. It's the Jingler. I'm sincerely sorry for what happened last time. Also, I am seriously trusting you with the fact that you know who I am. Don't you dare tell the other hermits! I swear!
I just wanted to have a teeny weeny bit more fun, alright?
You know, before all Armageddon comes up?
So.. I have these papers with the names of random hermits. I'll pick two, and you have to choose which of the two would win in a battle.
Alright! First one!
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Xisuma vs. Grian.
Hmm... that's a tough one! I personally think that X would win. Although Grian can make hell happen (Oh, don't worry. It's not the Demon Lands. It gets worse there), X can do literally anything.
So, what do you think?
Pick Number Two!
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Tinfoil vs. Ren
I feel like leaning towards.. I actually don't know. Tinfoil may be stronger due to having to heave that heavy elytra and ores everyday, but Ren is probably more swift and observant.
Opinions?
Final one before the extras.
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Me- I MEAN TANGO UGH.
Tango vs. Python.
I will give little opinion on this. Tango has more endurance, and set things.. on fire. Python is the luckiest bugger and has protective scales. I'd say Tango. That luck HAS to run out, right? It's not like he has ABSOLUTE luck, right? Right? RIGHT?!
Who do you vote for?
To end off my little jig, I can bring any hermit or Alter-Ego here to answer your questions. So, ask away! Keep reading! Journey afar!
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Action(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing ones for some reason.) (Very mild scenes and language.) A freak storm. Injuries...
