AN: Well today we have a funny one-shot requested by thy_shipper_uwu
"Marvid's the cuter ship in the guild!" "Have you seen Kit and Kay together, they're adorable." "Kay's not even in the guild!" "So, Kit is so it still counts!" The other guild leaders blinked in surprise as the twin guild leaders walked in arguing about which ship was cuter in Divinus Magia. The shipping thing wasn't really new but the two arguing about it was.
"Ritchie, Brandon, calm down, they're both adorable ships." Bri tried to placate the brothers and, luckily, it worked. But seeing that argument, everyone could already tell what kind of meeting it was going to be and they might as well just go along with it.
"So let's talk ships." Bri declared before dishing out her latest piece of gossip. "I managed to catch Brakey kissing in the guildhall yesterday."
"Yasssssss! They're possibly the cutest of ships out of all our guilds." Brandon cheered.
"I wouldn't say that brother, you and Boat always look really cozy." Brandon blushed at the tease before retorting. "Well then, I'm surprised you and Michael aren't cuddling already."
Ritchie opened his mouth to retort that only for Michael to look up and say. "Oh right." Before shadow traveling onto Ritchie's lap, making the lightning mage let out a small yelp. "Hehehe."
"Any new ships to report on your end, Michael?" Ritchie asked after regaining his composure.
"Not rea-" "Actually." Everyone looked over at Silver's interruption and saw Bri trying to hold in a snicker. "We may have caught sight of a new ship in your guild, Michael."
Michael blinked once, twice, before suddenly he shadow traveled off of Ritchie's lap and in front of Silver even as he demanded. "Who! I wasn't aware of a new ship so who was it! And if you say Solin, I will sever your soul from your body."
"Unfortunately, I'm not at liberty to say who exactly~" Michael brought out his scythe, making Silver hold his hands up. "Chill bro, I promised I wouldn't say anything. See if you can convince Bri to spill their secret."
"Oh great, you're just gonna turn the attention to me, I see how it is." Bri stuck her tongue out at her boyfriend who just said. "Love you too!"
"Bri." Michael said stepping up to the pinkette guild leader. "Spill the beans."
"I don't know, what do I get for it?" Bri raised an eyebrow at him.
"Free shipping pictures of Seek and Colin?" Michael tried to offer.
"Nope." She shook her head, making Michael gain a crestfallen look. Then Ritchie pitched in for his boyfriend. "Free shipping pictures of Marvid, including ones of Mario blushing."
"He blushes?" Silver asked in surprise.
"Very rarely." Brandon nodded.
"Hmmm, I want Mitchie pictures too." Michael and Ritchie blushed at that but after a moment they nodded.
Bri smirked before saying. "Soooooooooooo you know you're favorite ship that you've wanted to be canon for the longest time, Michael?"
Michael's eyes went wide before he shadow traveled away to let out a fanboy screech before shadow traveling back. "Pitch is canon! This is extravagant!"
"Yep, we caught them on a date last Saturday." Silver nodded at the guild leader's excitement.
"That's what- of course, they used a mission as an excuse, of course, they did." Michael shook his head fondly before asking. "Did you happen to get any pictures?"
"As a matter o' fact, we did," Bri said taking out some photos that included not only Pitch but also some Ari. "We kind of went on a double date with them and that's how I was able to get pictures as well as why we're in them."
Michael almost snatched the pictures but Bri quickly pulled them away. "You know the rules, either pay for it or trade for it and you've already exhausted your trades for the day."
Michael sighed before pulling out some money and handing it to Bri. Bri nodded, counting out the money before handing him four pictures that mostly featured Pitch. The Grimshade leader let out a happy noise before shadow traveling back over to his boyfriend, handing Ritchie half of the Pitch pictures he had bought as thanks.
The five guild leaders talked about ships for a little while longer before parting ways, after a few more trades were made for pictures of course.
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