AN: It seems like a lot of people are doing the incorrect quote thing, soooooo I decided to go ahead and do one myself. It was fun putting this together to be honest.
Colin: (to Seek) A guy walked up to me and asked if you were my friend. He shook his head and said "I'm so sorry" when I said yes. What the heck did you do?
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Kay: The Protectors are competent.
Stu: *running in* Kay! I tried to make cookies in the coffee pot and I broke everything!
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Brandon: I'm going over to help. Stay here and... just don't blow up anything
Inmo: Yeah yeah
Inmo (as soon as Brandon's out of sight) I'm gonna blow up everything
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David: How tall are you?
Michael: Height is a social construct.
David: So you're short.
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Lukas: Did it hurt when you fell?
David: From heaven? No, I'm no-
Lukas: No, I mean when you fell down the stairs. I watched you fall and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.
David:
Mario: We both saw that.
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Bryan: Oh, come on. What's the harm in us just... taking a look around?
Lo Pho: With this group? Clearly, you haven't been paying attention.
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Bren: Congratulations on your first guild mission, Colin!
Bren: *gives him a mug of beer*
Michael: The kid's underage
Bren: Ah Right.
Bren: *gives Colin two mugs of beer*
Bren: You're a growing boy
Michael: Bren no.
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Colin: But who can I trust?
Seek: Yourself?
Colin: *scoffs* no
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Michael: That's it! You're all grounded. Bren, no drinking for you. Seek, no ice for you. And Mitch...
Michael: Oh god... Is there anything that you love?
Mitch: Revenge.
Michael: No vengeance for you.
Mitch: I was gonna say, "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.
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David, to Mario: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry on the count of three. One, two, three.
Mario:
David:
Mario:
David: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.
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Lo Pho: (on the communication lacrima) Protectors, what is your emergency?
Lo Pho: What do you mean you're being murdered?
Lo Pho: That's illegal, people can't do that.
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Inmo: Hello? Can you let me in? I tried blowing up your door but it didn't work.
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Jakey: Kay! I think I have a crush on Bryan!
Kay: Finally!
Kay: Come here, I planned out your wedding already.
Jakey: *slowly backs out of the room*
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Mitch: *introducing Pat* This is Pat, my ex-boyfriend
Pat: *sighs* You got to stop introducing me like that.
Pat: I'm his husband
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Jakey: Bryan, do you think I'm stupid?
Bryan: The only stupid you are is stupidly pretty.
Bryan: Now tell me who called you stupid, I just want to talk to them.
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Bri: So what now?
Silver: I don't know.
Bri: What do you mean you don't know? This was your plan!
Silver: Honestly, I didn't think much of it would work out.
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Ritchie: Truth or dare
Michael: Dare
Ritchie: Go to sleep
Michael: ... I don't like this game
YOU ARE READING
FTO Oneshots
FanfictionOkie so this is going to be a lot like my SNO oneshots book in that you can ask for whatever you want and I'll do my best. Just make sure its FTO related!
