Mario: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
David, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
--F--T--O--
Mitch: What happens if I bring a knife to therapy?
Pat: You'll get arrested so let's not do that.
--F--T--O--
Bryan, getting home: Hello people who do not live here.
Mitch: Hey
Mario: Hi
Bryan: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Colin: We were out of Doritos.
--F--T--O--
Bri: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.
Michael: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what its worth, I don't think Silver can fight in that dress either.
Silver: Maybe not. But I would make a radiant bride.
--F--T--O--
Lo Pho: Why are Bryan and Jakey sitting with their backs to each other?
Kay: They had a fight.
Lo Pho: Then why are they holding hands?
Kay: They get sad when they fight.
--F--T--O--
Silver: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle.
Silver: I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
--F--T--O--
Kay: Hey Jakey! Are you busy this Friday around 8 pm?
Jakey: I... no? I think I'm not, why?
Kay, looks over at Bryan: What about you?
Bryan: Nah, I'm all free.
Kay: Nice! I'm actually quite busy that day so how about you two go on a date, yeah? Nice! *casually leaves*
Bryan: Did she just?
--F--T--O--
Seek: Is anyone else scared?
Colin: Not really, I've already lived longer than I expected.
--F--T--O--
Lukas: I didn't drink that much last night.
David: You were flirting with Brandon.
Lukas: So what? He's my boyfriend!
David: You asked him if he was single...
David: And then cried when he said that he wasn't.
--F--T--O--
Evil Brandon: How come whenever I have fun its considered wrong?
Eden: People die when you have fun.
--F--T--O--
Colin: Are you a cuddler?
Mitch: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I'm a cuddler.
--F--T--O--
Bryan: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Kay: But you just set the kitchen on fire?
Bryan: Yes and I take full responsibility for that.
--F--T--O--
Michael: I don't have a crush on Ritchie.
Michael: He's just someone I like to stare at and like and when he's not here it ruins my day.
--F--T--O--
David: Mario, what would you do if the Garden kidnapped me?
Mario: Wait for 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.
--F--T--O--
Colin: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Mitch: I'm a knife.
Pat, from across the room: He's a little spoon.
--F--T--O--
Ritchie: Do you want to see something funny?
David: Okay.
Ritchie: Shout.
David: *shouts*
*nothing happens*
Ritchie: *shouts*
Michael and Brandon, rushing through the door: OMG Ritchie, is everything alright? Are you hurt?
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FTO Oneshots
FanfictionOkie so this is going to be a lot like my SNO oneshots book in that you can ask for whatever you want and I'll do my best. Just make sure its FTO related!
