Sands of Time (Hellsing•AU)

The Moddey Dhoo (12)

~Time skip: modern day~

Lillia was interrupted from her terrible Roman orgy memory, by a loud scratching on glass and then a low, sad howl. She saw a large dog sitting in the backyard. The black dog had red eyes and was completely soaked. She almost turned around, as that was a Cu'-sith, Scottish black dog and omen bringer of death. The dog let out, a sad and hurt kind, of howl once more.

"I am going to regret this one way or another. You can't keep from getting double crossed by the fae," Lily said.

(Author's note: call the fairy folk Fae:Faery version spelling)

She opened the door, only to be knocked down by a mastiff size, black shaggy dog. The dog proceeded to run through the house and of course, found her room. Before she could yell 'no', the dog jumped in the middle of her bed and shook itself.

Ugh! Smelly, muddy, wet dog..bed!

Lilly went into the bathroom to start a bath. Fae dog or not, it was getting a bath!

As the tub filled, she yanked the sheets out from under, the massive dog. It was a good plan at first, until the dog came off, with the sheets. Lilly saw darkness, for a moment as the dog and sheets landed on her, to then cover her up completely. There was a lot of thrashing but she managed to get free. Lilly grabbed the dog by the scruff and started to pull it, into the bathroom. The dog whined then bit her lower right arm. The bite didn't break the skin but was a warning, about the bath.

Lilly changed tactics and scooped the large dog up, in her arms then quickly stuffed it into the tub. Thank the Gods, that David liked big bathtubs or she would never have gotten, the dog in. She took a little of her unscented shampoo and ran it through Moddey's long fur. The dog let a small whine out and then licked her face. She rinsed the soap out of the fur.

This action made Lilly wonder, if the dog was an omen type fae or a humanoid fae, using a dog form. She stopped rinsing the dog and lifted the heavy wet tail up.

Yep, it's a male dog with big balls.

"Hmm, so how big do dog testicles get?" she then snickered at the thought of googling it.

She looked back at the dog's face and got the distinct feeling, the dog was not amused. She wasn't sure if it was the testicle size comment or being a dog. Her moment of amusement ended, when the dog decided to lick the water, off of her breasts. She had forgotten to put some clothes on.

Sure the clothes would have been wet but...

"You! Stop that! Out of the tub you!" she commanded the fae dog.

The dog whined about getting out of the tub but did. Lilly got a huge towel and rubbed the dog down, until completely dry. She shooed the dog out of the large bathroom and shut the door. The dog scratched at the door but Lilly ignored it. She had wet dog hair stuck to her skin.

She needed to rinse off.

Lily pulled the clear shower curtain closed. Once again David and his love of see through stuff. Windows, shower curtains, you name it. Never have that man buy you a dress! It never goes over any area, well enough, to conceal.

Lilly started to hum, some song she couldn't even remember, what the name of the song was. She had the water almost scalding, as she really loved HOT showers. David thought she should bathe in a volcano. She liked the heat that much. Lilla was so engrossed, in her humming and thinking of the warm Hawaiian sand in her toes, that she didn't notice the door squeak, as it came open.

Lilly froze in the shower, where did that cold draft come from?

She slowly turned around to see the black dog, Moddey, had his head around the shower curtain and was staring up at her.

"Okay, I'm done now!" and she turned the water off.

She grabbed a towel and dried off. Moddey was creepily watching her, too creepy for a dog. There was a drawer for underwear, lingerie, shorts, pjs and nightgowns. Lily pulled out white lace boy shorts and a mid thigh length, white nightgown but styled as a Victorian nightshirt look like.

Lillia stepped out quickly, from the bathroom and headed for the lounge area, next to the kitchen. Lilly started the air popper and made popcorn. She melted some butter (must have the real thing to clog one's arteries). She grabbed a cold cola soda and headed to the couch in the lounge. The woman slipped a movie disc in and started a movie.

"Welcome to Fright Night"... as dorky music plays and you see a Las Vegas suburb.

Then Moddey saw an attractive mother role character yell, "Charlie how come I can't get you take the garbage out?"

"Stop staring at the neighbor's butt.."

"Mom what can one do when the pants say Juicy?"

As the movie continued, the dog acted like it was watching the cheesy vampire movie. The 'fae' dog jumped a little at her laugh when Lilly started repeating "Jerry the vampire, that's a terrible vampire name!"

Lilly loved this movie as it didn't glamourize vampires. One of her favorite parts was when the former friend of Charlie, tells Jerry he can't enter the house. Jerry replies, no one owns it and steps through the door.

The viewer got to see "Jerry the vampire" get impaled with a realtor sign and get run over by the mom's van. Jerry wasn't a pretty vampire, for the most part. When the vampire got angry, Jerry's mouth looked like a shark's mouth. Jerry looked the part of a monster more times than not.

Lilly was laughing so hard she nearly rolled off the couch. That's when Moddey Dhoo made his move. He got up from the floor, next to the couch and started licking her face.

"Oh fine! You don't like Jerry the vampire too. Is he too scary?"

Much to Lillia's surprise the dog does a deep "woof" type bark and climbs on the couch. The big dog then slid his front legs and head on her thighs. Now the 'fae'dog just stared at her. She started to rub the dog's head gently in return. It didn't stop the laughter but lower the volume, for the most part.

"This type of vampire comes from the mediterranean and they keep their victims alive for days. Their 'snackers," according to the character Peter Vincent.

Finally the movie ended and Lilly just decided, to crash on the couch. She really didn't want to get up and put sheets on the bed. Besides, the black dog was warm and comforting to her. It was a little tough, to be in the same house with David, knowing how he felt and the short conversation in the car.

"A rustle in the wind reminds us a fairy is near"~unknown