Mickey was in a straight up pissy mood. He was not having it today and he just seemed to be annoyed with every single thing. It was almost like he was on a man period Mandy would say, that's what she always said to her brother when he was being an ass. Like today.
He woke up, disappointed that Ian had already left for work and he wasn't snuggled up against Mickeys back. When he went to the bathroom, first of all, the lights burned his eyes so he could barely see. Then the toilet wouldn't fucking flush and of course the only fucking day he has a big morning dump and he has no fucking clue where the stupid plunger is. So Mickey flushed and flushed before eventually after 10 minutes his dump flushed down the toilet and disappeared.
The Milkovich finally went to make himself coffee and some toast but Mandy was just being a little bitch during the whole damn time. She blabbered about Lip being an asshole and how he didn't want to have sex with her and then said something about Karen being better or something. Mickey didn't pay attention nor did he care until Mandy snapped her fingers in front of his face.
"Hey dickface did you even hear me?!" She said snapping her fingers in his face, he just shoved her back.
"Mandy I don't fucking care if you are getting laid or not so like can you shut the fuck up?" He snapped which caused her to shut her mouth and cross her arms.
"What the fuck is up with you?" She said with a disgusted face, he just rolled his eyes.
"Nothing is 'up' with me but I never asked to listen to you bitch about you and that broken lips relationship!" He said defending himself.
"But i always listen to you bitch about your fucking gay problems!" She bitched.
"Fuck off mandy" he mumbled. She just scoffed and stood closer to him.
"Or what?" She challenged.
Mickey grumbled and tightened his fists before just giving up, "nothin' just leave me alone" he mumbled turning around to his coffee. Mandy just rolled her eyes and walked away.
Later on in the day, Mickey was still in his "get the fuck away from me" mood as he sat on the couch. Mandy walked in the living room and sat beside him, grabbing the remote and switching the channel.
"What the hell mands?!" Mickey yelled, Mandy just shrugged.
"Your show is boring, anyways there is a new episode of survivor I wanna watch" she said looking for her recorded show. Mickey just snatched the remote back and switched to his recent channel.
"Mickey! Why would you do that!" She said reaching for it but Mickey still had a grip on it. So the two siblings pulled the remote to their own chest and fought for it. Mickey started to kick at her until she let go and held onto her recently kicked side in pain.
"Ow what the fuck was that for you bitch!" She screamed, after the remote shot into his face he readjusted himself and switched to his channel again and shrugged.
"Your such a bitch today what the fuck is up with you?" She said holding her side where her brothers food collided into.
"I'm fucking fine Mandy you just had to fuckin barge in and grab the remote that I had first and change it to your retarded show" he said snarling at her. She just shook her head in disgust and displeasure.
"You're so fucking self-centred and don't care about anyone else's feelings" she muttered, standing up and heading into her room. He just sighed and rubbed his forehead with his thumb and pointer. What a fucking sensitive asshole, he thought.
Mandy basically stayed in her room the rest of the day, she didn't want to deal with her moody brother anymore. Mickey stayed in the living room, binge watching twilight (yes mickey milkovich fucking adores twilight).
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gallavich oneshots<3
Losowea whole fan fiction filled with oneshots of these twoo i randomly post chapters so I don't know if this book will ever officially end, ahah. if you are wondering this is a couple from Shameless US on Netflix, enjoy :)