Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter One

UNKNOWN

Nov. 28

5:38 P.M.

Yoongi; Yo bro bro what time are you and ur friends getting here

Yoongi; I'd leave but Jin's headass wants to see you guys

Yoongi; I have to hang out with that annoying Park kid. Junnho? Jeorge? Whatever tf his name is

UNKNOWN; Jimin?

Yoongi; is that the one who looks like jesus fucked him up the ass

Yoongi; if so, yes lmao

UNKNOWN; And what's wrong with him?

UNKNOWN; What's wrong with Jesus, huh?

Yoongi; Since when are you so defensive Kook? You aren't even religious, I'd know, I raised you

Yoongi; Jimin and Jesus are too uptight. Life is too short to give up sundays and wednesdays and all those hours to his gay ass bible study

UNKNOWN; What's wrong with religious? There isn't anything wrong with wanting to live life a certain way. Maybe if you dedicated your time to something more than judging people you wouldn't be wasting YOUR life.

UNKNOWN; And just so you know, Park Jimin is the farthest thing from gay.

Yoongi; When the fuck did Park climb up your ass and die? Where the hell did you get the idea that you can talk to me like that? I pay for your food 98% of the time and I have been nothing but nice and supportive to you and your friends. I pay for you a place to live, and have given up my life to raise you. I love you, but I will drop your headass. If you keep acting like this. I don't care if you're religous or gay or protective of Park but you will not EVER speak to me like that again. So shut the fuck up and learn how to respect your elders

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UNKNOWN

Nov. 28

5:41 P.M.

UNKNOWN; hey yoongz we are on our way

Yoongi; who is this?

UNKNOWN; your favorite brother and muscle pig kook

UNKNOWN; remember how i changed my number because tae shattered my phone against a wall while we were playing mario kart last week

Yoongi; oh. Yea. are you bringing snacks?

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UNKNOWN

Nov. 28

5:42 P.M.

Yoongi; I know this isn't Jungkook so who the fuck is this

UNKNOWN; And why should I tell you?

Yoongi; maybe I can help you pull that stick out of your ass. It has to be pretty far up there if you respect Park Jimin

Yoongi; Just fuck off and leave me and my brother alone

UNKNOWN; There is nothing wrong with respecting Park Jimin or anyone else for that matter. Maybe you should learn to respect people and maybe apologize to me for being such a jerk.

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NGL the amount of times we've taken this down, rewrote, and renamed this fic is making me ill. Hopefully this is the last go around - Zepp {021620}

I ate a twinkie for breakfast this morning, in case you were wondering what my current mental state is. - tae {021620}