Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter Fifteen

Christian

Dec. 24

4:30 A.M.

Yoongi; HOLY FUCK

Yoongi; He is so

Yoongi; and I am so

Yoongi; I think I played it cool?

Yoongi; he looked so sleepy

Yoongi; he had on my jacket

Yoongi; and why did you tell me he was with you at practice :( you could've sent photos

Christian; i don't want to talk about jimin right now.

Yoongi; i hate that I'm asking this

Yoongi; but why

Christian; i am very mad at him at the moment

Yoongi; why

Yoongi; you didn't seem mad about anything earlier

Yoongi; also why does everyone but me know who you are

Christian; i am mad at jimin because he is an idiot and ruined his chances of ever being happy because he is sTUPID and cAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT and litERALLY FELL ON THE FLOOR TRYING TO DO A BASIC MOVE and cant TALK TO PEOPLE AND UGHHHHH

Christian; to put it simply, he is stupid and should stop trying.

Yoongi; what the actual fuck

Yoongi; that is not okay to say about someone who works his ass off. I barely know jimin but from the little things I know about him is the sweetest most hardworking soul ever places on this planet. He comes into the fucking store at 4 am looking like he was ran over by a truck only for your piece of shit ass to insult him? I'm an asshole, i get that, maybe I'm being hypocritical but no one insults my friends. And up until a few minutes ago I thought you were one

Yoongi; It's funny that i thought I could trust you, i thought you were better than that, better than me

*Yoongi Blocked 'Christian'*

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(i'm tired i just waxed my legs and tae laughed at my pain. I'm sad and almost out of banana milk.) - Zepp (sometime last december)

(zepp just waxed her legs and it was hilarious and I quite enjoyed her pain. But I stole some banana milk so that's fun) - Tae (that same day) 

Festive Fucks

Dec. 24

7:28 A.M.

Jin; and thats how i managed to save christmas for the 7th year in a row while the only help I had was rudolph and this cat named pumpernickel

Yoongi; good your awake

Yoongi; wait is that why you dropped a random cat off last week?

Yoongi; wait nvm idc

Yoongi; I am pissed

ugh; oof why

Yoongi; so you remember christian

ugh; yeah the soccer player

Jinnie; no not the soccer player

Joon; well if i remember correctly you asked us if we knew anyone named christian and then never said why

Yoongi; yea well he is this guy i've been talking to

Yoongi; but his name isn't actually christian and he is being a little shit insulting Jimin

*image attached*

Jin; Oh hunny

Jin; You're gonna regret that one

Joon; wait I though you hated Jimin

ugh; oh shit

Yoongi; I hate everyone

ugh; okay morticia addams

Yoongi; Just look! Look what he said about Jimin!

elmowannabe; i heard jimin

bbybro; jimin just texted saying he was sad

bbybro; he's never sad

Jin; are ya'll only here for jimin

Yoongi; does no one care about what christian said?

Elmowannabe; wait? Where

Yoongi; scroll up and read the screenshot

bbybro; oh shit he blocked him

bbybro; this explains a lot

Jin; clean up crew, other gc. Now

Joon; so- how long have you had a crush on jimin

Yoongi; i don't have a crush on jimin

Yoongi; I'm tired i'm going to bed

Elmowannabe; Merry Hanukkah to you too

bbybro; haha sure bitch

ugh; did jimin's horse die too

Elmowannabe; what? The fuck?

Jin; tae and kook. Other gc, i won't say it again

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I feel off and I know why and hahahaha this isn't good, Tae hun how's your day going? - Zepp {042920} 

i'm doing okay- tired and physically drained- but overall okay, thank you for asking- tae {042920}