Gay Thots
Mar. 6
10:07 A.M.
kookie; park jimin why the hell is your coat in my apartment
Jiminie; sock goblins
kookie; bullshit
Jiminie; they want more than socks now
kookie; you better not still be in my apartment
Jiminie; wow anarchy
kookiemonster; what...
kookiemonster; what other clothing of his did you find just lying around
kookie; shoes placed neatly by the front door
kookie; socks outside of hyungs room
kookie; belt on the couch
kookie; wait shit that ones mine oH THANK GOD
kookie; Jimin what all are you wearing right now
kookiemonster; probably his own damn pajamas because he is boring and has never came in his damn life
Jiminie;
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Jiminie; haha right
kookie; oH MY GOD WAIT BUT YOONGI SAID HE WOULDN'T I AM IBGVNIWJDSN
kookiemonster; WAIT WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY AND MOTHERFUCKING HOW
kookiemonster; he said he wouldn't fuck you on the first date that lying bastard!
Jiminie; he didn't
kookie; well then what the fuck
kookie; awww did jiminie tickle his dickle
Jiminie; no
kookiemonster; tickle his dickle gets me every gd time
kookiemonster; how then
Jiminie; just-
Jiminie; know that yoongi was right
Jiminie; just know that yoongi was right
kookiemonster; kook can you go read up and tell me what he's talking about
kookie; bitch you go fucking read up what are you illiterate?
kookiemonster; damn daddy no i ain't but i'm a bottom for a reason
kookiemonster; so i don't have to do work
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfikceA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
