Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter Thirty-Five

Minnie

Jan. 11

12:42 P.M.

Yoongi; so a little birdy told me

Yoongi; that someone here has been fantasizing about me and my lovely hands choking him?

Minnie; hyahahahahaHZaH A who said that no i did not it was an impulsive thought not one of your kinking things

Yoongi; kinking- I

Yoongi; so what you're telling me, is that you've never imagined me, wrapping one hand around your throat and my other hand traveling down your body, and choking you until you're vision starts to fade

Minnie; hA

Minnie; i plead the fifth

Yoongi; oh no Minnie, don't avoid the subject baby boy

Minnie; i have my rights

Minnie; oh would you look at the time jungkook has an std whoops better take him to the doctor before he has a heart attack haha gotta go

Yoongi; ;)

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Hobi's High Henchman

Jan. 12

3:42 P.M.

Joon; why the hell do we belong to Hoseok

ugh; you are all my little sluts uwu

Jin; but Yoongi isnt little

Yoongi; but I'm not little ;)

Joon; literally yes tf he is

Joon; 5'9 mf walking round like he 7 foot

Joon; nah

Yoongi; it's called big dick energy you wouldn't get it

ugh; i would ahaha

ugh; so how is everyone doing

ugh; im sad

Jin; why hobi bby

Joon; whats wrong seokie

Yoongi; pussy

ugh; shut up whore

ugh; okay so basically my ex boyfriend is flirting with another guy and like i don't have feelings for him like that anymore and now i feel bad because i can't lowkey flirt with the other guy anymore and i can't platonically flirt with my ex anymore because it just feeLS WRONG

ugh; everyone is growing up so fast😢😢

Joon; seok ur older than me

Yoongi; ugh ffs, you can always flirt with me but just stay away from minnie

Jin; yoongi said "bitch u thot"

Joon; possessive yoonie daymn

Jin; babe ur gay is showing

ugh; awwww widdwe yoongster dowsent want howbi to fwirt wif his widdle minnie

Yoongi; screw off and don't call him that, you know it would be a shit move if you did anyways