Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter Fifty-Six

Minnie

Mar. 3

1:09 A.M.

Yoongi; you know, in a post apocalyptic world full of only children and teens ages 1-19 what do you would think would happen

Minnie; mass chaos

Minnie; but like im down

Yoongi; you see i think it would be chaotic but more at first and then after a few days it would be more like a game of avoidance. There would be np all out war or anything, but cliques of people would stick together and try to not run into any people

Yoongi; towns of children would group together and vote for a leader

Yoongi; we could repopulate the earth without incest but all the dumb people would die

Yoongi; people who think they could goof off

Yoongi; natural selection yk

Minnie; right

Minnie; is there anything you needed this fine morning?

Minnie; or are you still bored at work because i'm down to stop by

Yoongi; I didn't work today JK wanted to have a brother day out

Yoongi; i'm just lying in bed thinking because i can't sleep

Yoongi; but thanks Minnie

Minnie; do you want to come over? Or i could go over there?

Yoongi; no it's late and your mom will probably flip

Yoongi; i'm a big boy

Minnie; my mom literally loves you and does not care

Minnie; don't you remember the time she threatened to marry you if i didn't and you said you were down so you could be my dad?

Minnie; yeah

Minnie; she wasn't joking

Yoongi; i said so i could be ur daddy excuse you

Yoongi; fine but i'm coming to get you, that cop was down the road when JK and I came home

Yoongi; r u hungry?

Minnie; no, i'm not

Minnie; i just ate like three leftover cupcakes from my brother's friend who gave him a box of cupcakes

Minnie; i don't know why they did

Minnie; but i am eternally grateful

Yoongi; ur bro is highkey gay for that kid idk if yall been knew or not but yea

Minnie; um

Minnie; okay

Minnie; that's nice

Minnie; i'm gonna go wait outside

Yoongi; god u in denial for another person i-

Yoongi; okay im leaving now, see you in a bit baby