Hobi's High Henchmen
Dec. 19
12:03 A.M.
Jin; Lmao he gay
Yoongi; tf?
Jin; I'll explain when you're older
Yoongi; o ... kay-
ugh; oh did the guy on the soccer team come out?
Jin; sure hobi baby
Joon; jin?!
Joon; I tHouGHT YOU SAID UR HORSE DIED??!!
Jin; ...
Yoongi; lmao he blew you off for a fake dead horse
ugh; oH MY GOD REALLY OH JIN I AM SO SORRY
ugh; I'll make Jimin pray for you💕💕💕
Joon; why do you say that like you'll have to pin him down and beat him
Yoongi; I'm going back to bed
Jin; I'm going back to my fake dead horse
ugh; wait hang on is this horse real or fake
ugh; i am so lost in the sauce rn dudes
Joon; Yes.
Joon; now go do drugs or whatever kids are doing now a days
ugh; yoU LITTLE BITCH I AM LITERALLY OLDER THAN YOU
Joon; are you? Are you really?
ugh; ah shit, u rite, u rite
Yoongi; SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Christian
Dec. 21
1:18 P.M.
Christian; hey
Christian; hey hey
Christian; hey hey hey
Yoongi; u bother me at work, at school, and now when I'm at my own fucking home
Yoongi; whats up with that
Christian; you are my friend???
Christian; am I not allowed to talk to you???
Yoongi; no hoseok and Joon are my friends
Yoongi; ur more like a more advanced Siri
Yoongi; idek what u look like. For all I know u dk what I even look like
Yoongi; shouldnt u be at church or smthing
Christian; oh i just left
Christian; it ended a while ago but i stayed over for the later service to help pass out drinks and stuff for the middle school service for their little christmas party thing
Christian; and I do know what you look like hmph😤
Christian; yeah but now i am walking to the coaches place for dance practice
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanficA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
