UNKNOWN
Nov. 30
4:15 P.M.
UNKNOWN; It's been two days and you have yet to say anything to me. Look, if you apologize, I forgive you. Even if you don't apologize, I forgive you. I am also sorry, though. I was a little rude and snappy at you. I just hope you care enough in your heart to also apologize.
Yoongi; Uh. who tf is this
UNKNOWN; What? Do you not remember three days ago?
Yoongi; Lmao nah I do, but I ain't apologizing for anything
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ugh
Nov. 30
4:23 P.M.
Yoongi; fml
ugh; okay same but why are you telling me
Yoongi; you're my best friend and according to the 5th amendment I have freedom of speech
Yoongi; so stfu hoseok
ugh; that is not what the 5th amendment is um
ugh; we're you not like you know listening in class
ugh; the fifth amendment is the right to remain silent in a political and juristicial sense to prevent yourself from self incrimination
ugh; the fIRST amendment is the freedom of speech and the press
Yoongi; all amendments are the same as the first amendment
Yoongi; also I'm from fucking Korea who gaf
ugh; well i mean if you have anything to do with america it might come in handy
Yoongi; I've seen forensic files
Yoongi; i'm fine
ugh; sure forensics are totally relative to the rights of citizens
ugh; you know like the whole 'we the people of the United States in order to form a more perfect union establish justice and ensure domestic tranquility provide for the common defense promote the general welfare and ensure our blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity to ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America' type shit but sure
Yoongi; can people stop reciting the bill of rights to me wtf
ugh; it actually isn't the bill of rights
ugh; it's the preamble to the US constitution
ugh; the bill of Rights was added later due to the anti-federalists not being willing to sign the constitution without said rights.
Yoongi; anyways back to me and my life
Yoongi; if you bring up one more american rights document I will actually fucking chop off your balls
Yoongi; this little shit just texted me, after I fucking told him to fuck off, telling me to apologize to him
Yoongi; straight people suck ass
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
