Chapter Six

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High Hobi's Henchmen

Dec. 10

11:48 P.M.

Jin; and that's how I managed to escape an escape room with only a stick and Nick Jonas

Read 5:52 P.M.

11:48 P.M.

Joon; is it morally acceptable to buy eighteen crabs on impulse

Jin; no

Yoongi; to eat or to raise

ugh; get the crabs

Jin; Think WWHD

Jin; what would Hobi do

ugh; well i would get the crabs

Yoongi; and then do the opposite

ugh; dammit i thought we were actually gonna like agree with me on something damn

ugh; you hoes crusty anyways

ugh; jin is so old he is literally a crippled dust bag

ugh; yoongi is such an ass he is literally only ass

Ugh; and joon you are an utter dumbass

ugh; there i said it

ugh; yeah

ugh; you hoes can fight me

Joon; I have a masters degree in psychology and I'm in highschool but go off

ugh; than bitch you would think you would know how to use your fucking brain

Jin; fine, call me old, I'll just refund ur ticket to Hawaii

Jin; and go off on my brilliant BF i knew you didn't want the new gucci collection anyways

ugh; i am sorry jin i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite hyung

Yoongi; eh. U rite.

Yoongi; Favorite? Bitch get tf out of my house and off my couch then u utter asshat

ugh; i am sorry yoongi i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite hyung

Jin; u earned ur ticket back but the gucci is off the table

Joon; Im sorry, but do you have a template made for when you need to apologize to them?

ugh; wow i guess you really do have a brain somewhere in that big ass head of yours

Jin; u just lost the ticket and the new game system u wanted

ugh; i am sorry jin i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite hyung

Yoongi; homeless

Jin; no hawaii

Yoongi; homeless

Jin; no hawaii

Joon; hobi ur outta moves

ugh; um i am sorry joon i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite bby

Joon; I have literally nthing to give u

ugh; okay then fuck you too bitch

ugh; i am sorry jin i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite hyung

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