Gay Thots
Jan. 14
10:01 P.M.
Jiminie; guys im gonna admit it i am absolutely whipped for yoongi
Jiminie; he is just so perfect i-
Jiminie; like he showed up to the service, right? He even dappered himself up and everything and put on a different cologne but i like the one he always wears more but like it was AN EFFORT THAT WAS NOTED
Jiminie; and like erigbergb i felt so nervous to talk in front of him and apparently he did notice that i panicked every time we made eye contact and eigbowrungowrng
Jiminie; and gUYS HE WANTS TO BE A DAD AND I WANT TO BE A DAD GUYSSS
Jiminie; but he said he wants to work a lot, like be a producer, but like, that would mean he would never be home, and the idea of us actually being together and being married and him never being home made me a little sad
Jiminie; but ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i think i am in love with him
kookiemonster; TAE LOVES LOVE
kookie; hyung hasn't dressed up since mom's funeral what the hell
kookiemonster; jimin u make him care
kookie; ^^^
kookie; also if hyung married you he'd go out of his way to get a stay at home job
kookie; im shocked that he wants more kids after wasting his childhood raising me
kookiemonster; lmao he totally wants a girl
Jiminie; hE DOES WANT A GIRLLL
Jiminie; anD I WANT A GIRLLL
Jiminie; but like he wants it to be my kid?
Jiminie; like find a surrogate?
Jiminie; and it be my kid?
Jiminie; but like thats a lot of pressure so hahaha
kookie; do it bet you won't
kookiemonster; $10 he wants her to have minnie's cheeks
kookie; ight bet
Jiminie; 1) im telling hyung you called me that so he will murder you because you honestly deserve it
Jiminie; 2) yes, he does
kookie; sHIT
kookiemonster; baby when will you learn ur hyung is a whipped man
kookiemonster; jiminie getting defensive oop
kookiemonster; also did he tell u or fake u about this
Jiminie; mostly fake me
Jiminie; i feel awful, though
Jiminie; like, he is confiding in someone he trusts about me, not wanting me to know, without knowing the person he is confiding in is me
Jiminie; i feel dirty
Jiminie; he's going to find out one day, i just know it
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
