Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter Forty-Six

TaeBae

Feb. 6

8:39 A.M.

Kook; why is jimin staring at my legs?

Kook; like i wish i could say this was the weirdest encounter we've had in speech but like-

Kook; it's not

TaeBae; He's calculating

TaeBae; it's okay i told him he can have them

Kook; paRdOn

Kook; wait is this that whole damn cannibalism bullshit again

Kook; look i know we all think he is innocent and shit but he can and will eat my legs

TaeBae; not if you don't consent so i think we safe?

Kook; there is no way to be sure

Kook; i say we eat him before he can eat us

TaeBae; i-

TaeBae; no

TaeBae; and i'm telling your brother you said that he seems to be anti eating people. He is the only sane one

Kook; look it's not like i agree with eating people

Kook; it's just the only way i can be sure he doesn't eat me

TaeBae; tbh the only person he'll ever eat or let eat him is yoongi

TaeBae; rather it be a sandwhich or Yoongi having him sat on his face yk

TaeBae; if i pretend everything is okay and hoseok didn't fuck up my otp i'm okay

Kook; yeah i think jimin was zoned out

Kook; now he is just looking at a spot on his desk with his head down

Kook; the teacher hasn't said anything tho

Kook; she just keeps looking at him with sympathy

Kook; everyone in the class is

Kook; it's super fucking depressing

TaeBae; did you see hobi beat the shit out of the senior who called him depressed or smthing this morning? I heard the hyungs are sending yoongi the names of kids that mess with him

TaeBae; but he still wont talk to Jiminie?

Kook; hahaha yoongi has fucking lOST IT

Kook; i asked him what he wanted for dinner because i was just gonna get some taco bell and he just went "jimin" as if that's genuinely what he wanted for dinner???

Kook; then he panicked when he realized what he said and asked for chinese take out

Kook; but nope

Kook; still won't talk to him

Kook; buT YO

Kook; i have never seen hoseok so mad before