Jinnie's Bby Boy's
Jan. 7
4:00 P.M.
kookie; hey minnie, i think you should explain to the boys what's going on
Jinnie; diD mY oTP FuCK
kookiemonster; no hyungs credit card receipts don't show him buying condoms and he wouldn't do jimin bare like that until like the third time
Jinnie; fair
Jiminie; im sorry but are you looking through yoongi's receipts in your spare time
kookiemonster; i have them all emailed to me even when he pays in cash, and i do it even when I'm busy
kookie; it's true he once grabbed his phone and asked me why hyung was buying dragon fruit juice while we were in the middle of smexy times
Jiminie; um
Jiminie; thats
Jiminie; fun
Jiminie; right so why was i summoned
kookie; tell them why you are staying with us
Jinnie; Jimin what? Are you okay
kookiemonster; does this have to do with the phone calls from your mom
Jiminie; oh
Jiminie; right
Jiminie; so basically that night i was over at hyungs place with jk and tae uh i got home and my dad was there but yoongi drove me home and yoongi yelled about how we were just a platonic relationship and my dad heard and got mad and stuff and yoongi got mad too and they argued and then my mom kicked my dad out of the house and now they are getting a divorce so i wanted away from all that drama so i am staying at yoongi's place
Jiminie; that's all
kookiemonster; so that son of a bitch is finally
Jinnie; gone?
kookie; yep. All thanks to my lovely brother's jealous, protective, possessive side
kookiemonster; god we love it when dom!Yoongi pops off 😩
kookie; honestly
Jiminie; okay great chat yoongi is trying to explain the plot of stranger things to me gotta blast
kookie; and no, jimin does not understand, he's just staring at yoongis hands curled around the remote as he clicks through netflix
Jinnie; he totally is a baby to the kink world, and he will be worse than us all soon, and i will be a proud mother when the day comes i- :(
Jiminie; i don't know what you guys just said but does me wanting yoongi to literally choke me sound weird
kookiemonster; hyung, look at our little baby
Jinnie; i know, soon he'll want yoongi to tie him up and blindfold him, he's growing up so fast
Jinnie; he might even have a daddy kink watch me cry in the club 💖💖💖
Jiminie; pardon me what
Jiminie; nobody is kinking if thats how that works
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
