Mama
Feb. 23
5:28 P.M.
Momma; not to be NSFW but what is happening in that room of urs
Momma; what did he ask you 😳
Jiminie; i have a date!
Jiminie; and don't be so lewd, we are just watching movies
Momma; movies are on but what is HE watching
Jiminie;...
Jiminie; ...Mulan???
Momma; look away from the screen
Momma; $10 he isn't paying attention to anything but u
Jiminie; i'm not giving you money
Jiminie; but i will give you the satisfaction of being right
Jiminie; but i mean like he is also looking at himself so like if anything i would only give you 5
Jiminie: so fite me
Momma; why is he looking at himself
Momma; kids these days, so self absorbed
Jiminie; we're holding hands and he seems mesmerized
Jiminie; i am struggling because it's hard to type with one thumb
Jiminie; is there anything you needed?
Momma; bitch
Momma; i'm your mother
Momma; u can let go of ur boy toy to text u mother
Momma; but I just wanted a update
Momma; so a date? When?
Jiminie; the fifth
Jiminie; and no i can't let go i'm too comfortable and his hand is warm and its nice
Momma; ahhhh young love
Momma; how it rots
Momma; i mean thats lovely baby and everything will be great
Momma; until the sequel
Jiminie; so you and taekook are doing this now
Jiminie; what are you people even on about i-
Jiminie; besides what's the worst that could happen, it's not like i'll become a stripper or anything
Momma; damn it why'd you say that
Momma; go watch mulan and kiss ur walking cigarette
Jiminie; i appreciate the blessing
Jiminie; adios
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Jinnies Bbys
Mar. 1
2:43 P.M.
Jiminie; gUYS I AM PANICKING
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
