Christian
Dec. 30
12:12 P.M.
Christian; hey what's up
Yoongi; i'm doing kooks laundry
Yoongi; then filing my taxes
Yoongi; and then going grocery shopping
Yoongi; and then the gangs gonna go sneak into that old train yard to celebrate me adulting
Yoongi; which means i get to get hammared tonight and tommorow fuck yea
Christian; oh, that seems fun i guess
Christian; not what i was expecting, but like it works
Yoongi; what were you expecting
Yoongi; i am a single mother i struggle
Christian; i don't know how i am supposed to reply to that
Yoongi; idk offer me child support
Yoongi; be my baby daddy
Christian; sure what's your paypal
Yoongi; I'll just give you my bank codes tbh
Yoongi; I need to teach JK to help me with stuff like taxes
Yoongi; but I dont want to take away his teen years like that yk
Christian; just teach him how and if he wants to help he can help and if he doesn't then he at least knows how to do them
Yoongi; no, then even if he doesn't like it he'll do it, he tries and helps with stuff that goes over his head already, he's trying to jump into adulthood too soon and he is only 16 you know
Christian; as if you didn't jump into it at age twelve?
Christian; if he wants to help you, you should let him. He is going to have to do things like that sooner or later.
Yoongi; yea i did, but now im a chronic smoker, have a bad reputation, have to earn my way into school, have messy social life, don't have time to hang out with my friends most of the time, don't have near enough time to get to know minnie, never sleep, and have major depression
Yoongi; I don't want that for him. He knows what he needs to know, but no one goes into college doing their own taxes. I want his life to be as normal as everyone elses and that was already messed up
Yoongi; obviously i don't love sitting here folding the little fucks underwear but I'm happy to do it if it means that he's out having fun on his date with tae
Christian; im not crying you are
Christian; and hey since you like hanging out with jimin why don't you just stop by his place
Christian; im sure he would love to help you out
Yoongi; lol
Yoongi; i can't just show up at his place with my check books dude
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
