Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter Thirteen

High Hobi's Henchman

Dec. 22

4:00 A.M.

Jin; yeahhhhh he's 100% gay

Yoongi; are we talking about the dead horse

Joon; the fake one >:(

ugh; okAY IS THAT HORSE REAL OR FAKE I HAVE BEEN SO CONFUSED

Jin; both

Jin; bye

ugh; WAIT SO IS THE GUY ON THE SOCCER TEAM GAY??????

ugh; SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME?????

Yoongi; ha. Clueless.

Joon; ... ha. Clueless

ugh; hmph. Clueless.

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Chrisitan

Dec 23

11:34 A.M.

Yoongi; wtf do you get a gay 16 year old

Yoongi; like he is turning gay

Yoongi; wait he is turning 16 not gay

Yoongi; he has always been gay

Yoongi; and stupid

Christian; Taehyung enjoys little things

Christian; You could literally get him a button and he would cry and hug you

Yoongi; That's in my budget so-

Yoongi; I got him a ticket to this concert he wanted to go to, but I still have some cash left over I put in his birthday present budget so i thought I'd see if there is anything else he might want

Yoongi; scratch THAT CUTE HOT BITCH BOY IS HERE I-

Christian; Jimin?

Yoongi; no ted bundy- YES JIMIN

Yoongi; we're both in gamestop looking for tae something I guess

Yoongi; he is on his phone though so, but he has on this cute little teddy bear hoodie and I just wanna kiss his cute little nose

Yoongi; help im supposed to be scary :(

Christian; Oh, I'm sure you look intimidating as hell.

Christian; I mean, not when you are standing in the middle of a gamestop fangirling about an ugly little egg in a hoodie, but sure, ride on.

Yoongi; first of all, I'm in the corner, not screaming u ass sack. Also don't be mean to him, thats my thing, don't fucking insult someone. Especially when the shit you're saying isn't tru

Christian; trust me, I've known Park Jimin my whole life. He really isn't something you should put your thoughts into.

Yoongi; listen, I'm not going to let some guy who I don't even really know tell me how to live my life. Cool? Cool.