bbybro
Jan. 5
4:56 P.M.
bbybro; heheheheheheh
bbybro; hey hyung
bbybro; hyung
bbybro; >;)
bbybro; hYUNG
Yoongi; WHAT
bbybro; is there anything you have been wanting for a long ass time?
Yoongi; a nicer apartment
Yoongi; a better dryer
Yoongi; blueberry milk? They should make it
Yoongi; free weed
Yoongi; hobi off our couch
Yoongi; ur bf to stop hitting on me when you go to pee?
Yoongi; i mean a ribeye steak sounds good too
bbybro; okay think sMALLER
Yoongi; lmao Jimin's dick
bbybro; close but no
Yoongi; Jimin in general :(
bbybro; okay but what is a step towards that
Yoongi; stopping by to watch "you" at dance practice so that I can give him a hi five on his way out :((
bbybro; yeah, if that high five is on his ass now think better you moron
bbybro; if you want to go over to his home or want him to come to ours what do you do?
Yoongi; cry
bbybro; how do i talk to jimin when we aren't around each other?
Yoongi; once you threw a diaper full of letters and wet tissues at him as he passed by the house
Yoongi; I know what your hinting at but seriously dont fuck with me, Minnie wouldn't give me his number
bbybro; he wouldn't but i would hehehehehe
Yoongi; ... gimmie
bbybro; what do i get out of this deal
Yoongi; ur brothers and ur best friends AND ur boyfriends happiness
Yoongi; ... i mean what do u want from me i already pay??? Like?? All your bills???
bbybro; yeah but like that's a given
bbybro; if i don't have to pay you for jimin being gay we have a deal
bbybro; oh and christian
bbybro; i also don't have to pay for him
Yoongi; but thats 40 fucking dollars an-
Yoongi; in retrospect you have no job and probably took cash from my wallet
Yoongi; so fine
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
ФанфикшнA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
