Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter Twenty-Three

Operation Yoonmin

Dec 28

11:09 A.M.

Fiend; omf

Jin; ?????

Fiends bf; he is catching on guys

High Fuck; DID SOMEONE ELSE GET A HORSE

Fiend; wtf no

Fiend; i have YOONMIN CONTENT

Fiend; and don't worry babe he his too stupid to catch on

Jin; WHAT

Babes; i SMELL CONTENT

High Fuck; so no horse

Fiends bf; they had a late night out yesterday night

Babes; did they fuck

Jin; did they fuck

Fiend; no, sadly, but Yoongi kissed Jimin's forehead? And bought him food, and hyung burnt his hand so minnie took him home and doctored it up because Yoongs was already walking him home from dance practice anyways. But minnie wouldn't really say why hyung knew he was at practice or took him home

High Fuck; oh i was getting onto jimin for breaking into the school at two in the morning because the security staff gave us a warning and that if he kept doing that me and him would be kicked off the team

Fiends bf; ha. Asshole.

Fiend; wait hobi u were there? What happened when they got there. Give us the good kush

Jin; I have so many questions, but please give us the kush

Babes; we beg of you

High Fuck; well like jimin was crying because i was mad at him and then yoongi is like "yo" and then jimin fuccin tackle hugs that bitch and yoongi is like "yo hobi your an ass" and then they left and jimin refused to let go of yoongi

Fiend; I-

Jin; OMFG MY BABIES WHAT THE HELL WHEN DID MINNIE LEARN TO DO THAT WHERE DID HE GROW BALLS IM CRYING??

Fiend; ME TOO

Babes; jin ily but we will never be yoonmin levels cute

Jin; I know babe, i know

Fiend; i actually cant breathe they are so fucking cute yoongi holding jimin im so sad i didnt see it hobi was it magical?

High Fuck; i was too beyond angry i was going to kick them out so like i can't tell you if it was 'magical'

High Fuck; i can always go get the security footage though

Fiends bf; you seem really nice but you really are a short tempered bitch

High Fuck; thank you

Fiend; stfu u know u aint mad and you just saw the cutest shit you know you couldn't stay pissed when little bby minnie ran to yoonie you dumbass bubble gum bitch

High Fuck; excuse you but jimin is the bubblegum bitch

High Fuck; and no i was literally mad because if we get one more notice the dance team is out a dancer and a coach so like

Fiends bf; nah you just jealous

High Fuck; literally shut up

Jin; stfu stop lying

High Fuck; they were really fucking cute tho i was literally gonna cry guys can someone please slap some sense into jimin so he will just let yoongi bang him please

Fiend; there we go

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Momma

Dec. 29

3:09 P.M.

Momma; so

Momma; Jiminnie baby

Momma; tf was that short mf at my house at the ass crack of dawns name again?

Jiminie; Yoongi?

Momma; JK's dad-brother person?

Jiminie; Yes, Mom, Jungkook's older brother.

Momma; okay well he is one handsome guy

Momma; credit where credit is due honey

Momma; I'm not a fan of the way he smells, or the smoking in general

Momma; but that motherfucker was funny as fuck, he gets me. Bring him around more often, i'll drop the scary act this time

Jiminie; literally nobody asked you to have the scary act

Jiminie; Except maybe dad

Jiminie; he is out for the next two weeks, right?

Momma; yes, I think it might be a little longer because he got held up in tokyo

Momma; I Love him but im glad he'll be gone while your on break

Momma; you know how he gets

Momma; plus tae and kook are so cute when they come over and don't have to hide their relationship from your father

Momma; you do know not to bring Yoongi around when he is her right? He has a certain bite that kid, he seems protective of you, and your father wont like that

Jiminie; I know. I already told yoongi he could come over anytime as long as dad's car wasn't around

Jiminie; he didn't ask any questions tho

Jiminie; but yeah, is that all you needed?

Momma; well, minnie are we okay? Have you told me everything you need to? We haven't talked in a while... and after the way you and yoongi acted, the way he looked at you

Momma; it reminded me of the way tae and kook look at each other

Momma; i'm not calling you gay, but if you're straight don't lead him on. You said it yourself, he's a good guy

Jiminie; mom yoongi doesn't like me like that and i don't think i like him like that

Jiminie; what is up with everyone trying to get us together

Momma; I made a bet

Momma; I want my $20

Momma; and my son to be happy

Momma; but mostly $20

Jiminie; whY IS JUNGKOOK MAKING BETS WITH EVERYONE UGHHH

Momma; well he is losing them all so

Momma; ima go to laundry now because you little shits do nothing to help me

Jiminie; you just bullied me so like hmph

Jiminie;...

Jiminie; I'll be down in a minute

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had a good talk with my 11 year old brother bout how all but two of my friends smoke weed so how is everyone this fine evening - Zepp {042920}

hi i am one of the two that don't smoke weed- tae {050920}