Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter Three

bbybro

Nov. 29

1:26 P.M.

bbybro; hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyhey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey  hey hey hey hey ey hey hey hey hey hey hey  hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Yoongi; wtf do you want

bbybro; uh

bbybro; banana milk please oppar

Yoongi; stop it you are ruining a perfectly good kink

Yoongi; carton or the little boxes

bbybro; little boxes please

bbybro; the pastel yellow ones with the blue on it

bbybro; the one without that danimal looking ass on it

Yoongi; i know what kind of fuckin milk yo headass wants

Yoongi; does Tae want any strawberry, because I might as well get the variety pack so hobi can have his dumb fckin melon milk

bbybro; i hope he gags on his nasty ass melon milk

bbybro; those two things don't even go together dude

bbybro; like we have these perfectly good melons

bbybro; and this perfectly good milk

bbybro; aND THEN WE COMBINE THEM LIKE WHAT THE HELL DUDE THERE IS SUCH THING AS JUICE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ADD THE MILK ARE YOU HIGH

Yoongi; yes.

Yoongi; he is

Yoongi; and if i get home in time I will be too

bbybro; don't make the house smell like shit 😤😤😤

Yoongi; or You'll what? Start paying half the rent so you can complain about it?

Yoongi; where tf are you anyways your bed was empty when I left

bbybro; me and tae are hanging out with jimin over at his place

bbybro; he got this new game for playstation and wanted to show us but has yet to tell us what the game is and is just explaining the whole thing without actually telling us what it is so me and tae have been texting back and forth to see if one of us can guess what the game is called

bbybro; I guessed something star wars but then tae called me a dumbass because it was in the wild west

Yoongi; if it isn't nintendo who gives af

Yoongi; that dumb shit will probably forget the name anyways so

Yoongi; you would have more fun cleaning jins house than hanging out with him

bbybro; nO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE LOOKS SO FUCKING HAPPY AND ALL HE IS DOING IS TALKING ABOUT A GAME

bbybro; I MIGHT HAVE TO DROP TAE FOR HIM DUDE

bbybro; and hey that's not very nice, jimin is great to have around

Yoongi; if you drop tae i'll take him

Yoongi; don't tell him I said that it'll go to his head

Yoongi; he doesn't talk and when he does its always annoying af and about some dumb shit no one but him cares about

Yoongi; he once told me my jeans showed too much ankle

Bbybro; got it won't tell a soul

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TaeBae

Nov. 29

1:34 P.M.

kook; tAE

TaeBae; mE

kook; yoongi hyung said that if we ever broke up he would take you

TaeBae; ... i'm hard

kook; but you can't tell him i told you

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Yoongo-Boongo

Nov 29

1:36 P.M.

Tae; ah so you like me then, hyung?

Read 1:37 P.M.

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bbybro

Nov. 29

1:39 P.M.

Yoongi; fuck you AND  your banana milk

bbybro; i plead the 5th

Yoongi; WE AREN'T AMERICAN CITIZENS FUCK THE AMENDMENTS

bbybro; we hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal and are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, and among these are life liberty and the pursuit of happiness

bbybro; so my unalienable rights say please let me live

Yoongi; I plead the "I pay your health and life insurance so stfu"

bbybro; oh would you look at the time jimin has an std whoops gotta go take him to the doctor before he has a heart attack bye bye

Yoongi; I- ok.

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I lost my knee in the war, she lost her knee to the concrete :)

A Dramatic story with no dramatic twists, no resolutions, and no plot.

Neither of us remember typing that. it was from an earlier version of the story. send help- Zepp {21620}