Gay Thots
Feb. 19
12:47 P.M.
Jiminie; yo ngl my head hurts so fREAKING BAD
Jiminie; i feel like i'm sick? But not?
Jiminie; i drank a lot more than fruit cocktails, that's for sure
kookiemonster; every top and switch in that building were bringing you drinks
kookiemonster; hoseok was pissed you and yoongi were stealing the show from him, and then he got shit faced so
kookiemonster; it was kinda funny, yoongi was like the king of the tops and you were the queen on the bottoms
Jiminie; hahahahaha hahahaha yeAH I FUCKING DID THAT??????????
Jiminie; gUYS HE HAS TO KNOW NOW
Jiminie; LIKE I DON'T KNOW HOW I REMEMBER THAT BUT LIKE IJERGNER
Jiminie; i think i'm still a virgin?
Jiminie; what makes someone a virgin again?
kookiemonster; wait you did what? YOU THINK TF? WTF HAPPENED
Kookie; THIS IS WHY I WANNA MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO LEAVE BOTTOMS UNSUPERVISED WHAT THE HELL
Jiminie; ikindasortamighthavejustmadeoutwithminyoongiinfrontoftheentireschool?
kookiemonster; see kookie this is what happens when you make me leave early to fuck smh
kookiemonster; hold up i'm getting the tea from Jinnie hyung DON'T MOVE
1:12 P.M.
kookiemonster; okay so not only did you MAKE OUT WITH HYUNG
kookiemonster; you kicked a girl out of his lap and claimed your damn throne
kookiemonster; and it wasn't just a little make out session, you were moaning oppa like crazy, and hyung gave you hickies i-
kookiemonster; kook we missed my bsf's first kiss cause u were horny :(
kookie; well babes it be like that sometimes
Jiminie; okay so i didn't get in a fight? That's good
Jiminie; wait i did what
Jiminie; i don't remember that part oh lord kill me now
Jiminie; my twitter is starting to get fiEStY
kookiemonster; yea well you made out with the most feared guy in school
kookiemonster; and then he took you home and didn't leave you to rot
kookiemonster; ion know what you expected bby
Jiminie; i mean i DID'T EXPECT PICTURES TO BE FLOATING AROUND ON TWITTER AND ALL OVER EVERYONE'S STORIES EIBfhbHOBIEBF
kookiemonster; yea well it was hot af, christian boy turned sub by min yoongi its fanfic basically writing itself
kookiemonster; now show me ur neck
Jiminie;
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
