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Imagine: Cheryl asking who you (her older sister) is dating. "I'm happy your finally getting back out there but you need to tell me who it is." "Cheryl-" "Is it Mr Evernever because he is a yummy snack." "No, Cheryl, I'm only two years older than you!" "You're still eighteen." "Well, it's not any of the, as Kevin likes to say, 'hot dads of Riverdale'." "Then who is it?" "I don't want to say..." "Come on, please!" "Fine...it's Malachai." "WHAT?!?!?!"
