Newsies One Shots

Sweeter than Revenge

Welp. Here it is, you finally get to see Feister get her revenge on the nightmare twins. In case you need a recap basically Race and Albert signed Feister up for a beauty pageant last year. By the end of it all she swore they were going to get the payback of their lives next year. If you want to take a look at that one shot it's called "Pranks and Pageants". I don't own Newsies (or anything else that is mentioned throughout the story), only OCs. Hope you enjoy!

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Modern AU 

"IF YOU LIKE TO TALK TO TOMATOES!" - was what caused Specs and Elmer to fall out of their top bunks and onto the floor with a thud. Albert rolled over to the other side of the bed, slammed the pillow over his head and pulled up the covers.

"JJJAAAACCCKKK!" Race whined, knowing just what this was about. "Lemme sleep!" the blonde boy groaned while smashing the pillow over his head. "I ain't in the mood to talk to a tomato, and I'm sure as hell ain't smilin' to a stupid squash! And there's less of a chance of me walzin' with a flippin' potato!" since Race isn't the biggest fan of veggies, Jack has taken extreme measures to get Race to eat healthy. Which included switching a meat patty to a veggie one, and making healthy smoothies. But of course, Race figured out his food was being swapped within a week. So now Jack went as far as to even playing the VeggieTales theme song to wake him up boy up! Long story short.

"Ya do know a tomato is actually a fruit, right?" Specs asked while sitting up while looking at Race and Jack. "So, there's really no reason for a tomato to be in a show called, ''VeggieTales.''

"The real question is why don't we put tomatoes in a fruit salad?" Elmer asked as he sat up straight.

"I hate you all," Albert mumbled from under the covers.

"We know that Specs," Jack said. "Elmer, quit bein' stupid. Tomatos would be gross with it's fellow fruity friends. And yes Al, I can feel the love you're sending from that blanket burrito." to Race, Jack said, "Oh, this is an April fools prank ya bummer!" Jack replied loudly, making the other three boys in the room groan loudly. "And secondly, eat your flippin' veggies already! You'll gonna get lots of diseases comin' your way if ya don't!"

"Get away you amscray punk! An' Lemme me sleep!" Race replied while shoving Jack away.

"Funny comin' from the guy who is about to get his sorry butt kicked by a tiny raged filled girl that's been plottin' her revenge for a year," Jack replied with a smirk. "Welp. You and the burrito boy enjoy your last few moments of peace before ya get teared to shreds." this prompted both Race and Albert straight out of bed and started to put on their armor for the day. And thus began yet another morning at the Lodge. But this wasn't just any day. It was April Fools, aka Death Day since some of the pranks the boys pull are a little over the top. Safety isn't something that comes to mind when pranks are involved. In other words, Kloppman always stocks up the first-aid kits and brushes up on the "basic first-aid" hand book for this particular day. The morning started out like any other. Loud and hectic. But seeing as this was April Fools...to say the least the mouthwash was blue Gatorade, and the toothpaste turned out to be baking soda mixed with water and food dye. "And this is why I hide my bathroom essentials in my room," Feister laughed while leaning onto the door frame with her arms crossed over her chest.

"Laugh it up will ya," Mush replied in an unamused tone as he put some shaving cream into the palm of his hand.

"Why are ya even shavin' for?" Feister asked as she watched Mush. "Your face is like that ugly cat that don't grow no hair."

"Shouldn't you be plannin' your revenge on Race and Albert or somethin'," Mush asked.

Feister tapped her chin as she pretended to think before saying, "Mmm...I'd rather annoy you right now."