Clintasha One Shots

Happy Halloween

AN: Hey everyone! So, we just got 1K reads! OMG OMG OMG! The photo at the top is how I'm feeling right now! So anyways I just wanted to thank hiddlesbatchers because without her I wouldn't even have a single read. I know that this is a Halloween chapter, and that I'm over a month late (I'm sorry!) but I've been super busy with work and family and ya know the usual stuff. I hope you enjoy this chapter!

"It's Halloween!" Laughed Clint loudly, his loud voice coming from the kitchen. Natasha walked down the stairs, sniggering at Clint's excitement. "Why so excited?" Natasha asked sweetly as she strolled into the kitchen. Clint put some fruit and ice into the blender. "Stark has organised a big Halloween party!" Natasha face palmed herself. Whenever Tony organises a party it always goes horribly wrong. The blender roared and Natasha put her fingers in her ears. She didn't like loud noises, the only loud noise she liked was her gun shooting bullets into the bodies of evil bastards. "What does the party involve?" Natasha asked, grabbing a newspaper from off the table, Clint shrugged and drank his slushy. "Oh look, an Asgardian relic was discovered in England this morning. Somewhere in the Warwickshire region. Don't tell Thor, he will beg us to-" realising that Clint wasn't listening Natasha stopped talking.

Jarvis spoke loudly "Mr Stark would like everyone to be seated in the living room." Everyone exited their rooms and headed towards the living room. In the centre of the room Tony was sitting on a large box. "Hey guys. So, it's not Halloween without costumes!" Tony whooped loudly, whilst everyone looked at him with an expression that said 'you are such a child' Tony, embarrassed, stopped whooping. "What's the point in this Stark?" Steve asked miserably. "We barely have any fun around here, it's all serious. Let's just have some fun tonight!" He grinned, but his grin soon faded when the box he was sitting on gave in, and Tony fell into it. "Sir, it seems the box couldn't take your weight." Jarvis said. Tony looked annoyed. "Yes thank you Jarvis!" He shouted angrily. "Anyway. In the box-" Clint interrupted him. "It's not a box anymore it's just a cardboard disaster." Tony glared at him and carried on. "- are costumes, face paint etc. Go crazy!"

The Avengers had been transformed into Halloween characters. Natasha looked angry in her Little Red Riding Hood costume. Pepper had done Natasha's hair in high plaits and had placed a red bow in her hair. "I look like a complete moron." She sighed. Tony had a white face and fake blood dripped from his mouth. He wore a black cape. "Blah blah blah." He said, attempting to imitate Dracula. Clint had chosen a crocodile outfit. It had big round eyes and Clint's head was popping out of the mouth. Thor seemed incredibly happy with his costume. He had dressed as Princess Jasmine from the much loved Disney movie Aladdin. His hair had been braided down his left shoulder and he wore loads of rings. Bruce expressed his inner Whovian with his 10th Doctor outfit (David Tennant) he even had a sonic screwdriver to go with it. Steve wasn't impressed. The only costume left was a dorito. "I might love doritos but not that much." Tony just laughed.

The Avengers yawned as they walked down the busy streets of New York. Having finished Trick or Treating, they headed back do the car. An ear splitting noise caught their attention, screaming and feet. Fangirls. Tony screamed "RUN!!!" They all ran away from the fangirls and found the car. "IM STRESSING OUT HERE!" Bruce yelped as the Fangirls appeared from round the corner. They clambered into the car, but Steve wasn't fast enough, the hands of a million Fangirls clung onto Steve, pulling him away from the car. Thor started to cry "WE'VE LOST HIM!" He screamed. Steve's last words were "Tell Peggy I loved her!" Before the Fangirls pulled him away. Tony climbed out of the car and headed towards the Fangirls. "Hey that's enough! You may love us all but you can be damn well sure we love each other more, Steve is one of us." Tears formed in the Fangirls eyes. "Hey look! The rest are getting out of the car!" One of them shouted. They screamed and ran to the other four Avengers. Tony helped Steve up. "You look like such a dork in that dorito costume." Tony laughed. Steve stood up. "I thought I had gone then." A scream erupted throughout the parking lot. "I'm serious if you don't leave us alone then then then err-" Clint was trying to threaten the Fangirls. "-then Bruce will Hulk out!" Clint was pleased with his threat but this just made the Fangirls scream louder. It was now up to Natasha. She pulled out two guns. "If you girls don't leave now I will tranquillise you." She aimed her gun at two of them. Suddenly they all ran away. "Holy shit I was this close to Hulking out." Bruce sighed a sigh of relief.

"HORROR MOVIE TIME!" Tony grinned, clapping his hands together. "What do you wanna watch? We have Saw, Scream and Oculus?" Tony said flicking through some DVDs. "Not Saw, it's disgusting." Natasha said. "What about Scream?" Clint asked. "Only because you have a huge crush on Courteney Cox." Natasha sighed, Clint nodded. Tony put the DVD into the slot and everyone sat down on the sofa. What they didn't know was that Tony had told Jarvis to play some pranks on them whilst they were watching the movie. The movie started playing, and when the bit when the blonde woman got chased up the stairs by 'Scream' a mask was lowered onto Steve's shoulder (the Scream mask) Steve turned around and screamed, the mask was lifted up quickly. "What's the matter?" Bruce asked. Steve thought he was imagining things. "Erm nothing." When Scream appears in the window a sound recorder was placed near Thor's ear, it played a creepy laughed. "IN ODIN'S NAME WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!" Thor screeched. And the last prank was played on Bruce. When the detective walked along the pavement at night, with no idea that Scream was behind her, Tony's loyal robot friend scratched gently along the back of Bruce's neck. "HOLY SHIT!" He screamed. His eyes turned green but quickly he calmed down.

"Ok, first of all, a Scream mask scared Steve, then a creepy laugh startled Thor and then Bruce got scratched. Someone is playing tricks on us!" Natasha said loudly. Tony shifted from foot to foot. "We were all here the whole time." Clint said innocently. "My bets on Jarvis." Bruce said. "It makes sense. I guarantee that Tony told Jarvis to play tricks on us!" Everyone nodded. "Dammit Banner." Tony said. "But it was pretty damn funny."

Halloween came and went quickly. But at 23:42, everyone but Tony got together. "I think we should dip his hand in warm water so he wets himself." Steve said. Natasha got a bucket and filled it with tepid water. Thor carefully lifted the heavy bucket into Tony's room, trying not to awake Tony or Pepper for that matter. Clint dipped his hand in the water. "We should catch him in the morning, and watch him discover that he has wet himself. We should film it." Bruce set up a camera in the room and they all went to bed.

Early morning they looked over the footage. During the film Tony woke up and saw the wet patch on his shorts. (Steve had cleverly removed the bucket before he woke up and dried his hands) Tony looked embarrassed and headed to the bathroom.

They caught Tony that morning coming out of his room. They all laughed at him and he looked annoyed. "We got you back Stark!" Clint grinned.

🎃Happy🎃 👻Halloween👻