Paradise City || Slash x Axl Rose Fanfiction

NO STOP GOOOOO AWAAAAYYYYY

Slashes pov

I walked up the stairs and opened the closet door to get dressed. I found

DAVID AND EDDIE AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OH MY FUCKING FUCK FU-

"Slash...will you tell Axl that he can be the bridesmaid at Paul and Gene's wedding?"

I slammed the door shut and didn't open it ever again for another fucking 5284582827372482647374 years.

Axl's pov

I'm ThE bRiDeSmAiD!?!?!?!

Izzy's pov

AxLs tHe BrIdESmAiD!?!?!

Stevens pov

AXLS THE BRIDESMAID!?!?

Axl's pov

I ran upstairs to our room and got our outfits ready for their wedding, and then I went downstairs and made some coffee even though it was the middle of the night.

As I was drinking my coffee, I heard Slash screaming upstairs. I dropped my coffee and ran upstairs into our room to see..................

STEVEN WAS CACKLING EVILLY AND THROWING POPCORN AT SLASH WHILE SLASH WAS COWERING IN THE CORNER WITH FEAR. AND DAVID AND EDDIE HUMPING HIS TOP HAT.

I took out my Swiss army knife and cut their arms. They screamed in pain and ran out of the room.

I payed Slash on the bed and got a cold washcloth n put it on his head to calm him down. He fell asleep. I kissed him.

God he's so sexy.