this story is for ALL YOU SEXY THOTS OUT THERE WHO LOVE AXIE AND SLASHIE BBY so you better enjoy this beautiful FANFICTION!!!!!!!!
Edit: OMG TYSM FOR OVER 4000 VIEWS !!
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I called it the Curly Cake.
Suddenly Robert Plant walked in the room.
"Hello. I cOmE fRoM tHe LaNd Of ThE iCe AnD sNoW wHeRe ThE mIdNiGhT sUn AnD tHe HoT sPrInGs BlOw!!!!!!1!!1!!!1!"
We rubbed or curly heads together and did our secret handshake.
Then the immortal chant.
To every rock star with curly hair,
Don't shave or use Nair!
Axl's pov
ROBERT WEED!?!?!?!!
I slapped him in the face and he bit my arm so hard that he took a chunk of it.
" OWWWWWWWW FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!"
Slash bandaged up my arm and forced Robert out of the house.
Suddenly, the shitty curly cake started to come to life!!!! WE SCREAMED OUR FUCKING HEADS OFF AND CALLED FUCKING 911!!!!!!!!
The news report the next morning:
12 people died around Axl roses and slashes house yesterday
"Thank God we weren't there-" "Shhh, Axl." He covered my mouth with his sexy hand.
David lee Roth, Eddie van halen and like 10 other rock stars might have been involved with this as well
THOSE FUCKING GAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!11!!1!!!1!
I ran to David and eddies house and put lipstick Mark's on the crotch part of David's false eyelash underwear so it looks like They got jiggy a lil too much.
Ace cackled evilly even though I didn't invite him to our house.
Dave Mustaine was making out with Zadianne. Ugh so disgustang
Anyway the next morning I looked out the window and saw David running around like a banshee in his underwear screaming but I couldn't hear it, a d Eddie was doing the same thing and they were humping Erin and Val and Alanis and Cyndi. Eewwwwww
But they're cute so:
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Dave and Steven were doing gay shit with Zadianne again every day for two weeks and that's all for THIS CHAPTER OK BYE TILL NEXT TIME MY ROSES 😍❤️🌹
