Paradise City || Slash x Axl Rose Fanfiction

The return

Again sorry for not updating in 2738483626738736272737 years please forgive me, I update when I want to. This is just gonna be super short lol okay byeee

Axl's POV

We finally got back from the sexy honeymoon now we just have to go back to our sexy room so we can have a sexy sexyful sexy time!!

Then suddenly Paul and Gene "Pene" came in the room and started stroking me and Slashes non existant chest hairs so I yelled at them to get out.

Anyways, 7 hours had past since we started doing the "thing", but then I heard Slash fart so loud that it literally shook the whole universe so I kicked him off of me. That gave Ace a run for his money, now didnt it??????!?!?!?!?

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Steven's POV

I was cuddling izzy while sniffing his hair like cocaine.

Then suddenly, I heard moaning in the bathroom. The dark, smelly, stinky, scary as fuck bathroom.

I opened the door to see............

EDDIE AND DAVID FVCKING IN THE TUB?????!??!??!?!?

(stick around for part 2)