Paradise City || Slash x Axl Rose Fanfiction

Vacation had to Get Away

Axl's pov

I was just sittin there while playing with slashes hair while making out with him.

I pulled away from him and said,"Slashie baby, I've been thinkin... We can just stay in this house for the rest of our fucking lives..so where do we go for vacation?"

"How about...somewhere where the grass is green..and the girls are pretty?"

That was the best idea ever in the entire fuckin world. I jumped on top of him and kissed him.

I packed our bags and put them in the car. This was actually very nice, no more Popcorn and no more Izzy. And no more Krist and Duff, even though he just minds his business most of the time (and always gets drunk on vodka and Jack Daniels and does stuff with Krist).

We were just driving in the car, listening to our songs when something hit our car!!!

It was hard to make out, but it looked like a giant popcorn with nubs for arms and legs and it grabbed us out of the car and carried us to its popcorn bucket lair.

We were chained to the wall, arms and legs and all. The popcorn stripped the pale yellow part of himself off. Bad news, we were totally naked.

He was just a big giant kernal now. He went underneath me and FUCKING TRIED TO PUT HIMSELF UP MY ASSHOLE!!!! I SCREAMED MY FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!! SO DID SLASH!!!!

We woke up. It was all a dream. I saw Slash next to me. I love Slash.

I am lost for words......